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gordianot

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5. He needs the word of all things Birth Certificate the Great and Grand Donald.

Reply to Capt. Obvious (Original post)

Mon Aug 19, 2013, 10:07 AM

Aug 2013

May the orange haired one purse his lips and declare his truth for all as he bestows his unique wisdom to protect the Republic from foreign pretenders. May only the purest of the pure have "Hail to the Chief" used as a greeting. May Ted Cruz be recognized for what he truly represents even if it is only 47%.

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Ted Cruz releases (obviously fake) birth certificate in preparation for Presidential run [View all] Capt. Obvious Aug 2013 OP

His birth certificate better be written in Canadian, or its a fake. JoePhilly Aug 2013 #1

I don't see one single 'Eh?' on the document rurallib Aug 2013 #4

C-EH-N-EH-D-EH Capt. Obvious Aug 2013 #14

It doesn't matter anyway. No one with an ugly, sneering mug like that will ever be President. TwilightGardener Aug 2013 #2

George W. Bush. nt awoke_in_2003 Aug 2013 #8

He could look dopey and affable, when he wasn't smirking. TwilightGardener Aug 2013 #9

Good point. nt awoke_in_2003 Aug 2013 #11

Fuck these people are idiots sharp_stick Aug 2013 #3

He needs the word of all things Birth Certificate the Great and Grand Donald. gordianot Aug 2013 #5

This guy just looks like a Blaspherian Aug 2013 #6

He says he's American, but his father is Cuban (Communist) and he was born in Canada (Socialist)... onehandle Aug 2013 #7

I guess that makes him a Tea Party Communist Socialist. Talk about a broad base of support .... Coyotl Aug 2013 #13

Where's his mother's birth certificate? IggleDoer Aug 2013 #10

Where's the long form hockey stick NuclearDem Aug 2013 #12