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Sat Aug 24, 2013, 11:54 PM

Aug 2013

eta: You are one funny person, I have to tell you that.

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Princesses DO NOT pee all over the place and leave poop floating and the restroom a mess...Pigs DO. [View all] we can do it Aug 2013 OP

Pigs are actually quite clean and very intelligent REP Aug 2013 #1

Sorry pigs- you are right - brats is the appropriate word. we can do it Aug 2013 #4

It's just nasty REP Aug 2013 #9

My vote is on the cleaning lady, it's a pretty average neighborhood, we can do it Aug 2013 #12

Cool story alcibiades_mystery Aug 2013 #2

Unfortunately, probably not REP Aug 2013 #13

I used to work in a Quiznos Subs NickB79 Aug 2013 #85

Oh, God. Warren DeMontague Aug 2013 #90

having worked retail where customers would occasionally request to use the bathroom� KittyWampus Aug 2013 #16

Having worked retail...pee on the seat and unflushed toilets is nothing compared to what I've seen. NYC Liberal Aug 2013 #21

I didn't even mention the guy who smeared poop all over the restroom at my first restaurant job. we can do it Aug 2013 #22

Been there, too. Some lovely young 'ladies' left a pile of tried-on clothing on the floor Nay Aug 2013 #83

Add me to the "having worked retail" chorus... Warren DeMontague Aug 2013 #61

The 10% who admire their product swirling about. Eleanors38 Aug 2013 #64

You've never seen a public restroom left like that, really? nt Incitatus Aug 2013 #63

I manage a grocery store. I've banned all customers from our restroom Codeine Aug 2013 #99

Aaawww, princesses are so adorable, aren't they!? So great and special, petronius Aug 2013 #3

Thanks, but I didn't want to use it OR leave it in the condition that is was in. we can do it Aug 2013 #5

Try going to a WakMart 840high Aug 2013 #32

Be careful in the Elkton, MD one. A guy got superglued to a seat a few years back. n/t woodsprite Aug 2013 #55

ok I should not laugh but this cracks me up steve2470 Aug 2013 #84

They had to call emergency svcs for him. woodsprite Aug 2013 #111

yea painful and embarrassing nt steve2470 Aug 2013 #112

Acetone will break that seal (nail polish remover).... nt MADem Aug 2013 #118

What does color have to do with it? 840high Aug 2013 #33

i never understand why people don't flush , do they forget or something ? JI7 Aug 2013 #6

Especially when you have a co-princess in the room with you- WTF??? we can do it Aug 2013 #8

People who have pipi_k Aug 2013 #104

My last 2 jobs required me to wipe down safeinOhio Aug 2013 #7

I've had to clean restrooms at several jobs - YUK!!!!!! we can do it Aug 2013 #10

that's why they should flush before using too much and flush again later JI7 Aug 2013 #14

TP? I've heard about that stuff. Eleanors38 Aug 2013 #68

I can see why pipi_k Aug 2013 #105

I want to put up a sign that says, safeinOhio Aug 2013 #117

Post removed Post removed Aug 2013 #11

I always try to remember to look first. Gross people are everywhere. we can do it Aug 2013 #15

Idea.... Bigmack Aug 2013 #17

lol steve2470 Aug 2013 #18

I told my friends to talk me down when I went outside (so I did not say anything) we can do it Aug 2013 #19

they may have found it that way elehhhhna Aug 2013 #66

I sooo needed this! Thank you, Bigmack! Mnemosyne Aug 2013 #24

The princesses need it too! we can do it Aug 2013 #37

They certainly earned it, imho. I hate when you can't think what to say until later, that answer is Mnemosyne Aug 2013 #42

Too bad you weren't with us, we could have made a trip to their table on the way out. we can do it Aug 2013 #46

I cleaned a lot of public restrooms in my day... blogslut Aug 2013 #20

I think you are right - you never know who will leave a mess. we can do it Aug 2013 #23

I've cleaned them too, it would gag a maggot! Mnemosyne Aug 2013 #25

I've told this before blogslut Aug 2013 #29

Disgusting trash. The men's room was always 'cleaner' than the women's, always. nt Mnemosyne Aug 2013 #34

The line is always shorter , too. Maybe making a mess takes time. we can do it Aug 2013 #39

And it apparently takes two or more for teamwork! I hate public restrooms. nt Mnemosyne Aug 2013 #43

Me too, but when you gotta go- be neat about it! we can do it Aug 2013 #44

I admit it, I've sometimes used the men's for that very reason. Sometimes you just gotta go NOW. Mnemosyne Aug 2013 #94

Men pee in the sink WolverineDG Aug 2013 #74

Their aim isn't always great, but at least the sink is more convenient to clean. Mnemosyne Aug 2013 #93

How about women using department store dressing rooms as toilets? kwassa Aug 2013 #26

YUK! really? we can do it Aug 2013 #47

yeah, and people pee in sinks, showers, and bathtubs, too ... kwassa Aug 2013 #49

Or the people in a casino that wet themselves rather than leave the machine they are playing? appleannie1 Aug 2013 #56

and if you think that was bad ..... kwassa Aug 2013 #27

oh wow steve2470 Aug 2013 #35

rich brats acting like pigs? No way!!!! fascisthunter Aug 2013 #28

and you know they were rich, just how? cali Aug 2013 #87

I didn't know they were rich. 840high Aug 2013 #97

adding that they might be rich makes the story that more exicting doesn't it! snooper2 Aug 2013 #116

it floors me when I see it Skittles Aug 2013 #30

Me either. we can do it Aug 2013 #38

Two-legged pigs make messes. Four-legged pigs are intelligent. . . DinahMoeHum Aug 2013 #31

When My Kid Was Little otohara Aug 2013 #36

At your house, your toilet - you deal with the waste REP Aug 2013 #40

Shit Happens otohara Aug 2013 #48

Love your signature RedCappedBandit Aug 2013 #115

It's the "ew gross, I'll hover to pee and crap instead of sit on a public toilet" mentality eShirl Aug 2013 #41

Yup, if they would just put their ass on the seat where it belongs Raine Aug 2013 #91

i had to hover once. woodstock 99. after holding it for 2 days i had to take a crap. dionysus Aug 2013 #92

I think 90% of public toilets have pee on the seat Rosa Luxemburg Aug 2013 #45

It's not just little kids. In the last couple of years--when traveling--I cannot tell you mnhtnbb Aug 2013 #50

Their moms likely trained them that way. Ms. Toad Aug 2013 #51

Wow. Stop the news about Syria. Stop the news about the NSA, stop the world. This is important. napoleon_in_rags Aug 2013 #52

Will do! kwassa Aug 2013 #59

"potty frustrations?" Not here. I blow it right out. Eleanors38 Aug 2013 #69

Well I've had my share, to be frank. napoleon_in_rags Aug 2013 #70

Two princesses pooping together in a Mexican restaurant bathroom... Mojo Electro Aug 2013 #53

It was an adult that peed all over the floor in the restaurant I was in yesterday. I had on slacks appleannie1 Aug 2013 #54

They may have had difficulty dealing with the long, poofy dresses. LuvLoogie Aug 2013 #57

Some people are taught that they can get cooties in the bathroom. Jesus Malverde Aug 2013 #58

Considering the number of people who don't wash their hands WolverineDG Aug 2013 #75

You actually can get cooties in the bathroom Ms. Toad Aug 2013 #96

What?! You have never heard of The Princess and the Pee? demmiblue Aug 2013 #60

Bravo! Instant DUZY! Tip of my hat! - n/t HardTimes99 Aug 2013 #72

lol. good one Liberal_in_LA Aug 2013 #80

I lol'd. Union Scribe Aug 2013 #88

And we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. Codeine Aug 2013 #100

I really feel sorry for OCD and germ-phobic afflicted people in public bathroom situations steve2470 Aug 2013 #62

Why do some float and others sink? rug Aug 2013 #65

.............. steve2470 Aug 2013 #67

its related to bacterial breakdown SwampG8r Aug 2013 #71

Sure? ForgoTheConsequence Aug 2013 #81

I had a book several years ago: "Rules of Thumb"... Buns_of_Fire Aug 2013 #86

i am in no way claiming expert status on poo SwampG8r Aug 2013 #109

The ones that float pipi_k Aug 2013 #108

So when I went to that famous restaurant on the Green next to Central Park, I went into the ladies' Baitball Blogger Aug 2013 #73

Sounds like a scene out of a John Waters film. RagAss Aug 2013 #76

The way I have always figured it is that there is a special room in hell for women who pee emsimon33 Aug 2013 #77

ive heard women teaching their daughter to - "dont touch anything" so kid pees on seat & doesnt Liberal_in_LA Aug 2013 #78

I hope someone said something to the parents. Quantess Aug 2013 #79

I'm confused. The woman coming out of the men's room that said "good luck" Duer 157099 Aug 2013 #82

That's what it sounded like to me too gollygee Aug 2013 #98

Which explains why Shitzerella was one of Disney's least popular Princesses. Warren DeMontague Aug 2013 #89

Tinkle Bell was definitely the worst of the lot. nt Zorra Aug 2013 #103

Definitely one of the lesser-known characters. Buns_of_Fire Aug 2013 #107

Oh yeah? pipi_k Aug 2013 #110

A lot of kings and princesses in the world today... devils chaplain Aug 2013 #95

It's not just kids... pipi_k Aug 2013 #101

Why do you assume the girls did that? gollygee Aug 2013 #102

I once saw an elderly "seat pee'er" get called out by the Hispanic/Latina cleaning lady Peregrine Took Aug 2013 #106

I hate the behavior of those afraid to sit down on the seat treestar Aug 2013 #113

You've never been to a music festival, I take it. Initech Aug 2013 #114

last scatalogical bump nt steve2470 Aug 2013 #119

Not just kids... It is mostly the adults who manage to pee all over the seat, bowl JCMach1 Aug 2013 #120