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In reply to the discussion: So now Kerry is a liar? [View all]freshwest
(53,661 posts)#12: The swiftboating campaign virus permanently damaged their brains.
#11: His work in the VVAW has been forgotten, so they think he's become a warmonger.
#10: They never saw a Fox meme fly by that they didn't swallow.
# 9: His testimony on American war crimes in Vietnam during the Winter Soldier hearings must still rankle them.
# 8: He speaks French, so he must be an effete liberal intellectual snob, just like Agnew said.
# 7: His investigation on Iran Contra didn't rid the Earth of every single GOP goon, thus, he's one of them.
# 6: He went to the same college as Bush, thus he's a fraud.
# 5: He married a rich heiress which means he's one of *them.*
# 4: He's from the liberal state of Mass and we all know about them!
# 3: He was a friend of the Kennedys and some say Ted was no good.
# 2: He is taller, better looking and has more hair than them.
# 1: Mostly though, it's because he and Obama are way too friendly:
