Five years of Palin. On this day in 2008 John McCain went all "mavericky" and ... [View all]

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decided that a Republican with breasts (insert Rush Limbaugh joke here) would increase his chances of being the President of the United States from "WAY less than zero" to "STILL less than zero". Yes, America's favorite airplane crasher headed to the meth capitol of Alaska after realizing that a dangerously stupid twit, who nonetheless could wink her ass off, was just what the doctor ordered.
Thanks, Grandpa. For your comprehensive shit-canning of the Republican brand, turning your party into a joke while simultaneously scaring the piss out of every voter with a functioning cerebral cortex, all Americans owe you a debt that can never be repaid!