Sarah Palin ""So we’re bombing Syria because Syria is bombing Syria? And I’m the idiot?”

[dairydog91]

26. No, Sarah, you ARE the idiot. It's all very simple.

We're bombing Syria because they violated an "international norm". We're calling it an "international norm" because Syria didn't actually sign the treaties which would make using Sarin against their citizens illegal, so what they did wasn't actually illegal. Also, we're praying to our God, the military industry, (Peace be upon Lockheed) that nobody notices that lots of nations signed a treaty which banned use of cluster bombs, which we still think are dreamy weapons, but would seemingly mean that using cluster bombs violates international norms. We're further praying that nobody follows this to the logical conclusion that America is violating international norms and that Syria would, under our own logic, have the moral authority to bomb the U.S.