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17. The first sentence of that report is perfect gibberish.

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Thu Sep 5, 2013, 10:33 PM

Sep 2013

"Secretary of State John Kerry said Thursday that if the United States fails to punish Syria for using chemical weapons, extremist rebels could hijack the opposition and turn the civil war into a brutal free-for-all. "

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The only thing left for John Kerry to do is lick his comb. [View all] Amerigo Vespucci Sep 2013 OP

He looks botoxed. Warren Stupidity Sep 2013 #1

Understatement of the year. Amerigo Vespucci Sep 2013 #6

Maybe it isn't John Kerry dflprincess Sep 2013 #12

I look in the mirror and think I still see me looking back madokie Sep 2013 #55

I couldn't put my finger on it.. philosslayer Sep 2013 #15

I've said the exact same thing. I liked him better before. R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #19

... Scootaloo Sep 2013 #27

By a taxidermist. R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #13

... BOG PERSON Sep 2013 #16

ROFL! backscatter712 Sep 2013 #69

His body is is rejecting itself due to lies for war. morningfog Sep 2013 #20

This message was self-deleted by its author BOG PERSON Sep 2013 #22

Corporate pod people. woo me with science Sep 2013 #79

Holy shit, if you get the reference, join me in nerdy wonkiness NightWatcher Sep 2013 #2

Yep, Wolfowitz. NuclearDem Sep 2013 #4

Wolfowitz is German for "creepy comb licker" NightWatcher Sep 2013 #8

Duzy! PADemD Sep 2013 #35

STOP IT NIGHTWATCHER Skittles Sep 2013 #36

Hi, my name is Mike, and I'm a political wonk. Amerigo Vespucci Sep 2013 #5

Got it even before I saw the pictures. n/t dflprincess Sep 2013 #10

My two fav nicknames: the comb kicker and prostitute toe sucker NightWatcher Sep 2013 #14

Of course I get the reference. Brigid Sep 2013 #64

Jesus H. Christ. Kerry has no shame whatsoever. None. He needs to resign yesterday - nt HardTimes99 Sep 2013 #3

Resign? Why, because he is trying to be proactive wisteria Sep 2013 #32

You can't be serious. Kerry has shifted from one rationale for a military strike to HardTimes99 Sep 2013 #34

"the security of the US and our allies" R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #37

Preventing the normalization of chemical warfare seems like a legitimate global security goal? Proud Liberal Dem Sep 2013 #58

Except for when we or our allies use it... R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #60

What ally? MyNameGoesHere Sep 2013 #42

Lol! Ouch! whatchamacallit Sep 2013 #7

Ouch is right! Little Star Sep 2013 #54

Hard to contain my laughter. Hoyt Sep 2013 #9

Are we sure this is John Kerry? And yes if he licks his comb I gonna scream. nt wandy Sep 2013 #11

He does resemble a somewhat huskier man wearing a John kerry skinsuit. Scootaloo Sep 2013 #28

Actually, he resembles John Kerry each of the times that he put on any weight karynnj Sep 2013 #63

The first sentence of that report is perfect gibberish. WilliamPitt Sep 2013 #17

He must have just listened to a Greenspan speech. russspeakeasy Sep 2013 #23

Those do tend to induce nausea of the brain. n/t Scootaloo Sep 2013 #29

The extremists who are being supported by enemies of th US would be wisteria Sep 2013 #30

"emboldened an provided with more funds..." R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #39

OK WilliamPitt Sep 2013 #49

Will, I recall that you met him in person liberalhistorian Sep 2013 #78

Several times WilliamPitt Sep 2013 #80

"it would not mean fighters who use brutal tactics become American allies..." R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #18

No, you are the only one going there. wisteria Sep 2013 #31

You make about as much sense as the SoS. R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #33

not hardly. It must be lonely supporting this proposed bombing. good. cali Sep 2013 #52

THAT was a good one! annm4peace Sep 2013 #21

You get a rec just for the title! Brigid Sep 2013 #24

And you'd better check his socks for holes too! DeSwiss Sep 2013 #25

Oh gawd MissDeeds Sep 2013 #56

Ack. I'd forgotten about the socks. nt City Lights Sep 2013 #66

Yes but, does John Kerry have Politicalboi Sep 2013 #26

Botox? I suspect a facelift. Either way, just yuck. libdem4life Sep 2013 #38

He has not been out of the public eye for more than 2 or 3 days in a row - if that karynnj Sep 2013 #43

OMG. John Kerry is a "two face" !! bvar22 Sep 2013 #59

Something is clearly different...puffy? Not lighting, and I feel bad for his untenable libdem4life Sep 2013 #67

I think he genuinely believes in what he is doing karynnj Sep 2013 #71

This is very insightful. Thank you for the time you put into it. libdem4life Sep 2013 #73

I thank you for triggering me to try to compose the confused conflicted opinions karynnj Sep 2013 #74

K&R Snap! idwiyo Sep 2013 #40

I really don't understand the Botox humor here: it seems Fox News like to focus on that now. tofuandbeer Sep 2013 #41

Seriously, what channel mimi85 Sep 2013 #45

...and the last time I heard a big stink about John Kerry having face work was from... tofuandbeer Sep 2013 #68

Am I on the TMZ board? nt mimi85 Sep 2013 #46

really? the comb licking is`t in the original article madrchsod Sep 2013 #44

Comb-licker? Summer Hathaway Sep 2013 #47

The speculative outrage machine is running out of widgets. JoePhilly Sep 2013 #51

+1 n/t FSogol Sep 2013 #61

This message was self-deleted by its author Maven Sep 2013 #48

Looks to me like Bell's Palsy. I Raven Sep 2013 #50

Hadn't thought of that but you could be right. Little Star Sep 2013 #53

In that pic, all he'd need is a nose job to look like John Warner. n/t woodsprite Sep 2013 #57

The lighting is awful in that photo karynnj Sep 2013 #62

ROFL malaise Sep 2013 #65

Actually, all you need is a pair of sunglasses to see the truth... backscatter712 Sep 2013 #70

ROFLMAO Coyotl Sep 2013 #72

Talk about ad hominem treestar Sep 2013 #75

Major difference... VanillaRhapsody Sep 2013 #76

Funny, yes, but a wildly unwarranted comparison, too. randome Sep 2013 #77