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DeSwiss

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25. And you'd better check his socks for holes too!

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Thu Sep 5, 2013, 11:30 PM

Sep 2013

The next time you see John Kerry on the teevee, ask yourself whether or not you think he has holes in his socks. I find that sort of thing makes it easier to listen to politicians.

- In fact, I find that it's always easier to listen to politicians when you don't listen to them......

K&R

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The only thing left for John Kerry to do is lick his comb. [View all] Amerigo Vespucci Sep 2013 OP

He looks botoxed. Warren Stupidity Sep 2013 #1

Understatement of the year. Amerigo Vespucci Sep 2013 #6

Maybe it isn't John Kerry dflprincess Sep 2013 #12

I look in the mirror and think I still see me looking back madokie Sep 2013 #55

I couldn't put my finger on it.. philosslayer Sep 2013 #15

I've said the exact same thing. I liked him better before. R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #19

... Scootaloo Sep 2013 #27

By a taxidermist. R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #13

... BOG PERSON Sep 2013 #16

ROFL! backscatter712 Sep 2013 #69

His body is is rejecting itself due to lies for war. morningfog Sep 2013 #20

This message was self-deleted by its author BOG PERSON Sep 2013 #22

Corporate pod people. woo me with science Sep 2013 #79

Holy shit, if you get the reference, join me in nerdy wonkiness NightWatcher Sep 2013 #2

Yep, Wolfowitz. NuclearDem Sep 2013 #4

Wolfowitz is German for "creepy comb licker" NightWatcher Sep 2013 #8

Duzy! PADemD Sep 2013 #35

STOP IT NIGHTWATCHER Skittles Sep 2013 #36

Hi, my name is Mike, and I'm a political wonk. Amerigo Vespucci Sep 2013 #5

Got it even before I saw the pictures. n/t dflprincess Sep 2013 #10

My two fav nicknames: the comb kicker and prostitute toe sucker NightWatcher Sep 2013 #14

Of course I get the reference. Brigid Sep 2013 #64

Jesus H. Christ. Kerry has no shame whatsoever. None. He needs to resign yesterday - nt HardTimes99 Sep 2013 #3

Resign? Why, because he is trying to be proactive wisteria Sep 2013 #32

You can't be serious. Kerry has shifted from one rationale for a military strike to HardTimes99 Sep 2013 #34

"the security of the US and our allies" R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #37

Preventing the normalization of chemical warfare seems like a legitimate global security goal? Proud Liberal Dem Sep 2013 #58

Except for when we or our allies use it... R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #60

What ally? MyNameGoesHere Sep 2013 #42

Lol! Ouch! whatchamacallit Sep 2013 #7

Ouch is right! Little Star Sep 2013 #54

Hard to contain my laughter. Hoyt Sep 2013 #9

Are we sure this is John Kerry? And yes if he licks his comb I gonna scream. nt wandy Sep 2013 #11

He does resemble a somewhat huskier man wearing a John kerry skinsuit. Scootaloo Sep 2013 #28

Actually, he resembles John Kerry each of the times that he put on any weight karynnj Sep 2013 #63

The first sentence of that report is perfect gibberish. WilliamPitt Sep 2013 #17

He must have just listened to a Greenspan speech. russspeakeasy Sep 2013 #23

Those do tend to induce nausea of the brain. n/t Scootaloo Sep 2013 #29

The extremists who are being supported by enemies of th US would be wisteria Sep 2013 #30

"emboldened an provided with more funds..." R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #39

OK WilliamPitt Sep 2013 #49

Will, I recall that you met him in person liberalhistorian Sep 2013 #78

Several times WilliamPitt Sep 2013 #80

"it would not mean fighters who use brutal tactics become American allies..." R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #18

No, you are the only one going there. wisteria Sep 2013 #31

You make about as much sense as the SoS. R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #33

not hardly. It must be lonely supporting this proposed bombing. good. cali Sep 2013 #52

THAT was a good one! annm4peace Sep 2013 #21

You get a rec just for the title! Brigid Sep 2013 #24

And you'd better check his socks for holes too! DeSwiss Sep 2013 #25

Oh gawd MissDeeds Sep 2013 #56

Ack. I'd forgotten about the socks. nt City Lights Sep 2013 #66

Yes but, does John Kerry have Politicalboi Sep 2013 #26

Botox? I suspect a facelift. Either way, just yuck. libdem4life Sep 2013 #38

He has not been out of the public eye for more than 2 or 3 days in a row - if that karynnj Sep 2013 #43

OMG. John Kerry is a "two face" !! bvar22 Sep 2013 #59

Something is clearly different...puffy? Not lighting, and I feel bad for his untenable libdem4life Sep 2013 #67

I think he genuinely believes in what he is doing karynnj Sep 2013 #71

This is very insightful. Thank you for the time you put into it. libdem4life Sep 2013 #73

I thank you for triggering me to try to compose the confused conflicted opinions karynnj Sep 2013 #74

K&R Snap! idwiyo Sep 2013 #40

I really don't understand the Botox humor here: it seems Fox News like to focus on that now. tofuandbeer Sep 2013 #41

Seriously, what channel mimi85 Sep 2013 #45

...and the last time I heard a big stink about John Kerry having face work was from... tofuandbeer Sep 2013 #68

Am I on the TMZ board? nt mimi85 Sep 2013 #46

really? the comb licking is`t in the original article madrchsod Sep 2013 #44

Comb-licker? Summer Hathaway Sep 2013 #47

The speculative outrage machine is running out of widgets. JoePhilly Sep 2013 #51

+1 n/t FSogol Sep 2013 #61

This message was self-deleted by its author Maven Sep 2013 #48

Looks to me like Bell's Palsy. I Raven Sep 2013 #50

Hadn't thought of that but you could be right. Little Star Sep 2013 #53

In that pic, all he'd need is a nose job to look like John Warner. n/t woodsprite Sep 2013 #57

The lighting is awful in that photo karynnj Sep 2013 #62

ROFL malaise Sep 2013 #65

Actually, all you need is a pair of sunglasses to see the truth... backscatter712 Sep 2013 #70

ROFLMAO Coyotl Sep 2013 #72

Talk about ad hominem treestar Sep 2013 #75

Major difference... VanillaRhapsody Sep 2013 #76

Funny, yes, but a wildly unwarranted comparison, too. randome Sep 2013 #77