I believe it's time for a 1-state experiment. Give them what they want!

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25. True. The only reason I chose South Carolina

is that for years there's been a fundy plan to take over a state, and they had chosen SC, in part because of the presence of ocean access, presumably so they can repel an invasion from France and French's Mustard. Florida would be a contender, and maybe Bugs Bunny could finally saw it off and kick it close to Cuba, which would kick it further away by connecting all their pre-1960 automobile engines to power a gigantic boot.

Texas is already talking about secession, has lots of idiots, including the worldwide spokesBush, though we'd have to airlift Austin, perhaps to South Carolina or Atlanta.

Whichever state is chosen, their water must not be allowed to integrate with ours, nor should their air, so they should be covered in a giant bubble of bulletproof (duh) glass. They'll get all the Monsanto mutant seed as well as the company itself, and probably half the population of Colorado Springs and Focus on the Fa**ots, as well as those counties that want to secede from CO as well.

Likely they will establish an army whose uniform shirts will be bright orange so the Cheeto™ stains don't show, and brown pants in the event of war (figure that one out), which will, of course, be their main industry, and soon after establishing Jesustan, they will blame each other, mainly through Fox Noise, which will naturally be headquartered there, of course with no transmission into the newly revived, thriving country of America.