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79. Marcus Bachmann will be in charge of pecker-checks.

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I believe it's time for a 1-state experiment. Give them what they want! [View all] xfundy Sep 2013 OP

Since this new nation of South Carolina will have unlimited guns xfundy Sep 2013 #1

Report from deep inside South Cayuh'lina: johnnyreb Sep 2013 #19

I think you're gonna need a bigger boat Politicalboi Sep 2013 #2

True. The only reason I chose South Carolina xfundy Sep 2013 #25

I can't wait to see the South Carolinian reaction when they find out they get NO SS, napi21 Sep 2013 #3

That's what emergency rooms are for Politicalboi Sep 2013 #5

Indeed! Can you imagine all the lawyers from Pat Robertson U xfundy Sep 2013 #47

They want it bad. xfundy Sep 2013 #26

Not South Carolina. There's a major port and a couple of military bases there jmowreader Sep 2013 #4

Um, wait a minute. Iowa was behind only Massachusetts on marriage equality. KamaAina Sep 2013 #17

Then where is there for them to go? jmowreader Sep 2013 #36

That's a tough call KamaAina Sep 2013 #37

Woah, woah, woah...hold on just a fucking second there... jmowreader Sep 2013 #40

You guys got me thinking... xfundy Sep 2013 #49

It's long been an unofficial DU feeling... jmowreader Sep 2013 #56

But, wouldn't they be s-s-scared of the dark people there? xfundy Sep 2013 #61

If you were a dark person living in Somalia... jmowreader Sep 2013 #64

Again, humanitarian airlifts. xfundy Sep 2013 #65

do you have a link? Change has come Sep 2013 #69

You have it wrong. Iowa is a relatively Democrat state. PlanetaryOrbit Sep 2013 #31

Actually, it's a relatively DemocratIC state. xfundy Sep 2013 #50

Democrats say democratic. bravenak Sep 2013 #83

Not much in Iowa But-- pangaia Sep 2013 #57

Bandits? Bandits? xfundy Sep 2013 #75

Missouri is close to breaking away from the Union barring Federal firearms laws. gordianot Sep 2013 #6

Let's Use the Newt Gingrich Idea DemocraticWing Sep 2013 #7

Are you sure? You really want to look at that every night? xfundy Sep 2013 #60

You're all wrong. Giving them Florida is the only choice Warpy Sep 2013 #8

Yeah and when we get sick of them... durablend Sep 2013 #16

That's the stuff. xfundy Sep 2013 #27

Finish the Cross Florida Barge Canal and give them the part south of that line! csziggy Sep 2013 #52

We'd have to build an alternate route to I-10 KamaAina Sep 2013 #18

Well, if Texas isn't "god's chosen place," xfundy Sep 2013 #28

We can also save money by closing down the military bases in that state and bringing the jwirr Sep 2013 #22

South Florida and Central Florida are liberal, why abandon those parts of Florida? bluestate10 Sep 2013 #41

Simple solution. Airlift them out, make the new residents xfundy Sep 2013 #44

They already have Somolia! What more do they want? OffWithTheirHeads Sep 2013 #9

Give them Kansas B Calm Sep 2013 #10

Many KS residents can move to the new "Promised Land" xfundy Sep 2013 #29

You want them controlling Interstate 70? jmowreader Sep 2013 #39

We can build another Interstate around them because we would then be able to fund bluestate10 Sep 2013 #42

That would cost the American people WAY too much, and not just in roadbuilding jmowreader Sep 2013 #58

I think we can give them some space 50 or 60 miles due south of Miami struggle4progress Sep 2013 #11

I like this idea. I see only one problem. We could never allow them back in........... wandy Sep 2013 #12

Fortunately, they can never return to the USA xfundy Sep 2013 #30

Once this Conservatopia is established... Alkene Sep 2013 #13

Of course. xfundy Sep 2013 #14

Electrified with a moat I'd hope? n/t durablend Sep 2013 #15

Yes. xfundy Sep 2013 #32

How about a moat full of gators? nt raccoon Sep 2013 #98

See the "Free State Project"..... brooklynite Sep 2013 #20

New Hampshire wouldn't allow it. xfundy Sep 2013 #33

No, no. no...you're not paying attention brooklynite Sep 2013 #43

Geez, I forgot about their actual plan. xfundy Sep 2013 #45

I think the idea is wonderful. The dumb fucks can live in their paradise until... BlueJazz Sep 2013 #21

Bawn and raised in South Carolina.... johnnyreb Sep 2013 #23

My condolences. xfundy Sep 2013 #46

Thanks fer the condolences, but johnnyreb Sep 2013 #62

God, that is so sad. xfundy Sep 2013 #66

Will do, and thanks for the hilarious thread. johnnyreb Sep 2013 #68

How about instead of giving up some of our land to them, they follow Dana Perino's sage advice, Mc Mike Sep 2013 #24

Well, let's think that one through. xfundy Sep 2013 #34

Some toxic version of Venice, built with Superfund site materials. Mc Mike Sep 2013 #80

Excellent suggestions! xfundy Sep 2013 #81

That makes me feel even more sorry for those nations, but Mc Mike Sep 2013 #91

Hell, no! xfundy Sep 2013 #92

You know, the more I think about your post xfundy Sep 2013 #93

Based on what, xf? Mc Mike Sep 2013 #94

"allowing us to pay rent for using their property to warehouse our former citizens." xfundy Sep 2013 #96

There's plenty I could say about the GOP causing our national debt. Mc Mike Sep 2013 #97

"America, Love It or Leave It!" former9thward Sep 2013 #82

I was just pointing out that a repug aide to l'il bush was Mc Mike Sep 2013 #90

I'll take one for the team. ALABAMA! trof Sep 2013 #35

Get down to Flor-Ala. xfundy Sep 2013 #38

how can we give what they're already taking? 0rganism Sep 2013 #48

You could have been so much fun if not for the 2 extraneous letters xfundy Sep 2013 #53

hey don't give up so easy, i can still be fun :D 0rganism Sep 2013 #55

But that's why there's a bullet-proof "Sheol" over Christo-KKKlanistan! xfundy Sep 2013 #67

I'm voting to make it TEXAS! napi21 Sep 2013 #51

You make a valid point. xfundy Sep 2013 #54

Wisconsin has been their petrie dish for 2 years lutefisk Sep 2013 #59

Humanitarian airlift for you! xfundy Sep 2013 #63

fix the GAB nebenaube Sep 2013 #70

I agree. xfundy Sep 2013 #71

OK. Let's discuss governance of this new country. xfundy Sep 2013 #72

OMG! This thread is cracking me up. ladyVet Sep 2013 #73

You mean "saved?" Sure! xfundy Sep 2013 #74

You haven't heard of the Citadel Project I take it. Initech Sep 2013 #76

They're thinking too small! xfundy Sep 2013 #77

That's not the only thing of theirs that's small!! WOO!!! Initech Sep 2013 #78

Marcus Bachmann will be in charge of pecker-checks. xfundy Sep 2013 #79

This is a great idea but I think we'd better move them off continent. bravenak Sep 2013 #84

Excellent idea. xfundy Sep 2013 #85

I'll allow for decontamination centers but they must purchase Obamacare policies at Cobra rates. bravenak Sep 2013 #86

I just got off the RED phone to BabyJesus™ xfundy Sep 2013 #87

Oh goody, lets say a prayer. bravenak Sep 2013 #88

So many replies. So few recs. Why? xfundy Sep 2013 #89

Why not a 10 or 35 state experiment? ileus Sep 2013 #95