Miss Kansas shows tattoos at Miss America pageant

[MADem]

60. Is that Aaaaaah-nuld in the Numbah One spot?

I really think, if we're to be fair, let's do the same thing for young men of the same age, in the same pageant, and pick a Mister and a Miss at the end of the night.

The gents could play the piano, sing, or juggle, talk about world peace and the environment in response to a "Let's see if you can think on your feet" question, and they can parade up and down the runway in a tiny little Jantzen or Speedo Grape Smuggler to display their form to good advantage.

No weight lifting or body-building poses (after all, they have those contests for women, too) --just a "Vaseline on the Teeth" smile and a strut. Goose.....gander!

And a scholarship, a sash and a crown, and a public appearance schedule at the end of it all!