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16. "Mr. Huberty - Yes, God? - You wouldn't happen to have any power tools?"

Tue Sep 17, 2013, 09:24 PM

Sep 2013

Take Me to the Specialist by the Dead Milkmen (Limited to 4 paragraphs for Copyright reasons)

I know that I'm crazy
I know that I'm nuts
But at least I admit it
And I think that takes some guts
The specialist doesn't care
What the voices say
He's got a lot of pretty pills
To make the voices go away
Take me to the specialist

- Mr. Huberty
- Yes, God?
- You wouldn't happen to have any power tools?
(psychopathic laughter)

And if I'm hopeless
Well, that's the breaks
The cookie crumbles
The loony shakes
The specialist can see it
From my point of view
He understands me
'Cause he hears voices too
Take me to the specialist (x4)
I hear weasels! (x10)

Hey you kids!
Cut that crap out!
Hey come back here!
I know who your parents are.
Wouldn't do this if Nixon was in the White House.
C'mon, I'm the walrus dammit!

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Why is it, whenever someone "hears voices"... [View all] brooklynite Sep 2013 OP

Maybe the yuiyoshida Sep 2013 #1

Personally, I blame phonics as a method of teaching reading jberryhill Sep 2013 #2

Because the voices are most often a manifestation of fear or anger. Agnosticsherbet Sep 2013 #3

...they don't tell the old guy next door to turn Fox News off? TheCowsCameHome Sep 2013 #4

They do. Glassunion Sep 2013 #5

that was my first thought etherealtruth Sep 2013 #15

Hundreds of thousands, if not more, probably do. Then there are the others. WinkyDink Sep 2013 #6

schizophrenia can tell you you're the king of England !!! lunasun Sep 2013 #7

There might be a new way to look at this phenomenon Warpy Sep 2013 #8

Serious answer: They sometimes do. (And we don't hear about it) cthulu2016 Sep 2013 #9

Why do you think you'd hear about those cases in the news? Posteritatis Sep 2013 #10

if they did, how would you find out about it? it would just be a guy in the corner La Lioness Priyanka Sep 2013 #11

I ignore the voices in my head. hunter Sep 2013 #12

This reminds me of Jamaal510 Sep 2013 #13

When the voices come from "God" xfundy Sep 2013 #14

"Mr. Huberty - Yes, God? - You wouldn't happen to have any power tools?" FSogol Sep 2013 #16

sigh blogslut Sep 2013 #17