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29. That is not true!

Sun Sep 22, 2013, 02:26 PM

Sep 2013

Just yesterday I had a comb in my hand and said to my cat, "Comb?"

She came running up to me so I would comb her.

When I see her clawing something she should not be clawing, I say, "No clawing" and she goes and claws her cardboard/catnipped ramp that I have for her.

She does other things too and she sings a long with music that she likes on the radio (hums along with it if it is something she likes and she whistles too!).

That is not a dumb animal. It is a superior being that has the likes of me waiting on her paw and mouth!

She is very very smart, far smarter than most people I know, that is for sure!

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Two teens attack one's mom, plan to eat her liver after pill binge, deputy says [View all] Tx4obama Sep 2013 OP

I'm bored. Wadda ya wanna do? longship Sep 2013 #1

I know. You couldn't even get me to eat regular liver, as a kid. Warren DeMontague Sep 2013 #9

I can't eat it NOW Warpy Sep 2013 #11

I haven't eaten red meat in over a decade, but I guess poultry have em, too. Warren DeMontague Sep 2013 #13

When there's a sale on chicken livers, I buy them for the cat Warpy Sep 2013 #14

I love kitties, but the truth of the matter is, the space in their heads is mostly taken up by eyes Warren DeMontague Sep 2013 #17

That is not true! CountAllVotes Sep 2013 #29

Yet they're self aware, capable of problem solving Warpy Sep 2013 #30

But a Fresser sandwich is awesome. longship Sep 2013 #16

kinda thing I could eat when I was 22 and constantly cleaning my pipes with ethanol Warren DeMontague Sep 2013 #18

Will they be able to get into Harvard, though? flvegan Sep 2013 #2

Change that to Gonzaga and you're on the right track jmowreader Sep 2013 #7

I'm sure the mom understands that this is the fault of the school system, petronius Sep 2013 #28

They took "blue pills" BuelahWitch Sep 2013 #3

I am ruling out Alleve and Viagra Skittles Sep 2013 #6

Ordering up an ass-kicking for Skittles! madinmaryland Sep 2013 #24

SPANK!!! L0oniX Sep 2013 #27

"It could be anything, it could be ecstasy, it had to have been some type of opium, hallucinogen...W Incitatus Sep 2013 #4

Or it could have been two bored kids Warpy Sep 2013 #12

I was thinking bath salts too and they should have done a tox screen on these boys Maraya1969 Sep 2013 #15

What in the actual fuck? Fantastic Anarchist Sep 2013 #5

I think I found it...it's called kratom jmowreader Sep 2013 #8

Interesting ... Fantastic Anarchist Sep 2013 #20

interesting. harder to get the less dangerous drugs. these easy to make chems, fill the niche. Sunlei Sep 2013 #23

Kratom is a leaf from a tropical tree, not an 'easy to make drug' independentpiney Sep 2013 #25

police didn't test for any drug did they?. one kid only 'blamed' some 'blue pill." Sunlei Sep 2013 #31

I tend to agree with you independentpiney Sep 2013 #37

Easy: there's no piss test for it yet jmowreader Sep 2013 #33

You're obviously confusing this with 'spice' and 'bath salts' independentpiney Sep 2013 #36

Try these... jmowreader Sep 2013 #38

I read them and they're very unconvincing independentpiney Sep 2013 #39

Nonsense. That is totally irresponsible of you. Shame on you independentpiney Sep 2013 #22

Spice and bath salts were also good harmless fun too jmowreader Sep 2013 #34

No, they were new synthetic, hallucinogenic drugs designed to mimic already illegal drugs independentpiney Sep 2013 #35

I bet that wasn't even any fava beans and chianti to go along with Mom's liver in that house either MrScorpio Sep 2013 #10

Ahh, you're bad. Very bad. Fantastic Anarchist Sep 2013 #21

Fantasies to perpetuate our longest war. Democracyinkind Sep 2013 #19

Why the hell did they have swords?? bravenak Sep 2013 #26

So what possibly caused this? If they had beat her with a gun, problem solved, but in this case The Straight Story Sep 2013 #32