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Dr. Strange

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5. Only LEO and the military should carry chickens.

Reply to Robb (Original post)

Mon Sep 23, 2013, 03:19 PM

Sep 2013

There is no 2nd Amendment right to chicken legs.

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Man carrying chicken at protest faces $263.50 fine; man carrying AR-15 faces fine of "zero dollars." [View all] Robb Sep 2013 OP

No chicken threads! jmowreader Sep 2013 #1

The PETA people are probably cheering badtoworse Sep 2013 #2

I don't think they'd care, unless he was choking her. nt Buns_of_Fire Sep 2013 #39

I saw what you did there. Mnemosyne Sep 2013 #50

A drop of the obvious in the sea of insanity. Rex Sep 2013 #3

The law needs to be changed. Carrying a chicken should not be illegal. DesMoinesDem Sep 2013 #4

Only LEO and the military should carry chickens. Dr. Strange Sep 2013 #5

If chickens are outlawed, only outlaws will have chickens pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #15

I try, but sometimes I'm not able. Dr. Strange Sep 2013 #18

*thigh* pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #21

Don't egg him on, pinboy. kurtzapril4 Sep 2013 #67

You can have pintobean Sep 2013 #23

Your Charlton impression could use a little work pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #24

Yours is supper pintobean Sep 2013 #26

Touch� pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #45

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it. tclambert Sep 2013 #72

You know the cops are going to stop a guy walking downtown with his pecker in his hands. Thor_MN Sep 2013 #88

Unbelievable. dipsydoodle Sep 2013 #6

Perhaps it was spotted as the vicious Chicken of Bristol. A HERETIC I AM Sep 2013 #7

All fun and games until it pecks your eyes out. rug Sep 2013 #8

OMG ... why I found this hysterically funny , I do not know but ... etherealtruth Sep 2013 #87

Then it's still fun but harder to see. redwitch Sep 2013 #90

While the OCer's may mean well ileus Sep 2013 #9

This is one of the most Fowl things I've ever heard. BlueJazz Sep 2013 #10

OK..one more: How much did the chicken cost to cross the road?: $ 263.50 BlueJazz Sep 2013 #12

Ok..one more. Who is Super-Chickens alter-Ego ?? BlueJazz Sep 2013 #13

Henry Cabot Henhouse III SwankyXomb Sep 2013 #34

also True BlueJazz Sep 2013 #35

Well, we've been cooped up. Eleanors38 Sep 2013 #55

lol, and now we have a definitive answer. Jefferson23 Sep 2013 #25

But the fine was for mindwalker_i Sep 2013 #14

AAAARRRGGG! BlueJazz Sep 2013 #16

Yeah, just a little peck of the pocket mindwalker_i Sep 2013 #19

Just wing it pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #22

"pullet out of" BlueJazz Sep 2013 #37

Well, we know how it crossed the road. nt riqster Sep 2013 #11

Got a link that says he was fined? pintobean Sep 2013 #17

Fixed. Glad you got to the meat of the story! Robb Sep 2013 #20

He should've plucked it. johnp3907 Sep 2013 #27

Oh!!!! May the God of Pun Vengeance deal harshly with you!!!!! Demoiselle Sep 2013 #38

Yes! We should be dropping this from DU's rooster of threads. Eleanors38 Sep 2013 #54

It was a real turkey. n/t Aerows Sep 2013 #64

"As God is my witness..." pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #68

And in that simple comparison, the insanity of the gun situation in America is illustrated. stevenleser Sep 2013 #28

I thought the fine wouldn't have been more than a cluck fifty. NuclearDem Sep 2013 #29

The irony is that if that chicken were dismembered, deep fried, and put in a red striped bucket Erose999 Sep 2013 #30

Is this why McDonald's doesn't serve fresh chicken? Coyotl Sep 2013 #31

I live in Appleton Greybnk48 Sep 2013 #32

president obama should issue an executive order freeing the chickens. mopinko Sep 2013 #33

Did you know that hens crow as well as roosters? REP Sep 2013 #43

In the absence of a rooster, "some" chickens will crow. NCarolinawoman Sep 2013 #57

Nope. Loud as roosters, and dominant hens crow. REP Sep 2013 #69

I've known people who kept chickens in their backyard, in an urban environment. No apparent issues nomorenomore08 Sep 2013 #75

Me too. I have their chickens now. REP Sep 2013 #78

what caliber is that chicken? pansypoo53219 Sep 2013 #36

was that chicken 'cocked' ? - n/t Locrian Sep 2013 #58

If he is openly carrying a chicken sarisataka Sep 2013 #40

Hasn't he seen the ads??? Roland99 Sep 2013 #41

Were there any chicks with guns there? pintobean Sep 2013 #42

You're doing it wrong. REP Sep 2013 #44

Now I have to say something I don't want to say. pintobean Sep 2013 #46

That's what we all say REP Sep 2013 #47

Lol pintobean Sep 2013 #49

Who is that? And what the hell kind of gun is she holding in the second pic? nomorenomore08 Sep 2013 #79

Don't know pintobean Sep 2013 #80

It's a big frickin' gun, whatever it is... n/t nomorenomore08 Sep 2013 #85

It's a Smith And Wesson 500 magnum (.50 caliber pistol) AtheistCrusader Sep 2013 #91

Certainly overkill as a self-defense weapon, yeah. Unless, I suppose, you're defending yourself nomorenomore08 Sep 2013 #92

Yeah, it can't be concealed, you'd have to custom make a holster for it probably, AtheistCrusader Sep 2013 #95

And someone has to post this, so I'll do it: johnp3907 Sep 2013 #48

I guess the measure of maturity is to know you have a right but don't have to WCGreen Sep 2013 #51

Awesome because it freaks out the anti-gun zealots. aikoaiko Sep 2013 #52

this is how heaven05 Sep 2013 #53

Same category as suspending a 7 yo from school for using an Air-Soft gun... Eleanors38 Sep 2013 #56

$263.50? SCVDem Sep 2013 #59

A whole chicken at the grocery store is what, maybe 8 or 10 bucks? And a bucket of KFC is about 12. nomorenomore08 Sep 2013 #76

A high-volume magazine can hold 30 poulets. Orrex Sep 2013 #60

Did they impound the chicken? Orrex Sep 2013 #61

Hen grenade! Orrex Sep 2013 #62

Obviously they suspected him of fowl play. Orrex Sep 2013 #63

Glocks Not Clucks! Orrex Sep 2013 #65

Is anyone else worried that his hen might have been half-cocked? Orrex Sep 2013 #66

Applause & Kick otohara Sep 2013 #70

A well-regulated poultry farm being necessary to the food security of a free nation, tclambert Sep 2013 #71

He must be a libertarian, wanting more rights to carry chickens The Straight Story Sep 2013 #73

Where deos it say... thefool_wa Sep 2013 #74

Chickens feed people, Turbineguy Sep 2013 #77

Brilliant idea! tofuandbeer Sep 2013 #81

I smell fowl play! gopiscrap Sep 2013 #82

On a serious note gopiscrap Sep 2013 #83

Police left the whole crowd defenseless Spirochete Sep 2013 #84

WOW blkmusclmachine Sep 2013 #86

Walkin' the fine line, yep Maynar Sep 2013 #89

Thank you all for the nuggets of humor. May you all shake a tailfeather... jtuck004 Sep 2013 #93

The chicken was loaded? shenmue Sep 2013 #94

That's a real cluck of a gun CA_Obama2012 Sep 2013 #96

There is not right to bear chickens in the Constitution. morningfog Sep 2013 #97

Very clever protest. Americans are over-regulated at the local level, for the wrong things! Sunlei Sep 2013 #98