Tried tuning in to The Ted Cruz Amateur Hour...

[Warpy]

1. He might talk like some goober

but it's as big an act as it was when Stupid did it.

He's a lot more dangerous than Stupid was because he's a lot smarter.

However, his main talent seems to lie in making enemies wherever he goes. I'm just glad he didn't get elected until after the GOP star had started to dim and fizzle. They might have tolerated him better if he'd been around when they felt invulnerable, when Rove was burbling on about a permanent GOP majority for at least a century.