'Normal sex' is not having sex in a box in front of a studio audience

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14. You could write the Guardian to explain how offended you are, maybe along the following lines:

After reading your disgusting article, I want to point out there's nothing wrong with having sex in a box. Houses are boxes! Duh! Of course, there's nothing wrong with thinking outside the box either, except that in the summer my Snookums always complains about all the spiders in our backyard and in the winter complains about the snow. Complain! complain! but what can I do? Anyway, one of our friends even remembers having sex-in-a-box in ancient Rome during a previous lifetime. Yesterday, when we were discussing your article, I also learned that the latest scientific theory is that Life first arrived on earth in a box delivered from somewhere else by somebody -- I can't remember who but it wasn't FedEx -- and what do you think Life was doing in the box before it arrived? Actually, I think I'll just leave that to your filthy imagination but everybody knows what I mean. Some day, we may even find fossils of animals having sex in boxes on TV! My Snookums, who like a total jerk has been reading this over my shoulder as I write it, says I've pretty much said everything that needs to be said so I'll stop now