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12. Monkey Brain Smack

Tue Oct 1, 2013, 06:52 PM

Oct 2013

Ultimately, as we all wrapped ourselves in good intentions, a prion disease was eating away at the country's higher functions. One of the ways you can acquire a prion disease is to eat right out of its skull the brains of an infected monkey. We are now seeing the country reeling and jabbering from the effects of the prion disease, but it was during the time of Reagan that the country ate the monkey brains.

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"We have elected an ungovernable collection of snake-handlers, Bible-bangers, ignorami, bagmen ..." [View all] Scuba Oct 2013 OP

Freaking perfect malaise Oct 2013 #1

elected... kardonb Oct 2013 #49

Love the title! City Lights Oct 2013 #2

Very well stated! liberal_at_heart Oct 2013 #3

Amen...knr joeybee12 Oct 2013 #4

Not one wasted word madokie Oct 2013 #5

Well said, well said! janlyn Oct 2013 #6

Applause!!!!! haikugal Oct 2013 #7

Delicious word choices and colorful phrases!!! Excellent essay. northoftheborder Oct 2013 #8

Charlie Pierce is a master of the art form. MH1 Oct 2013 #18

The GOP is the Jerry Springer Show on steroids Snake Plissken Oct 2013 #9

Yes, and she spent $100 million of her own money NewJeffCT Oct 2013 #66

On the other hand, Jesse Ventura: a genious in comparison. maddiemom Oct 2013 #72

Greatest rant in awhile. A hearty kick and rec. n/t reflection Oct 2013 #10

Charlie P never disappoints.... dawnie51 Oct 2013 #11

Monkey Brain Smack Botany Oct 2013 #12

That is one seriously righteous rant. nt Zorra Oct 2013 #13

Indeed! K&R n/t whatchamacallit Oct 2013 #14

We the people... roamer65 Oct 2013 #15

I agree. . . h2ebits Oct 2013 #83

and one more thing Chaco Dundee Oct 2013 #16

HEAR! HEAR! heaven05 Oct 2013 #17

Well said walkerbait41 Oct 2013 #19

Can we barricade the roads to the districts of all these evil clowns? hunter Oct 2013 #20

Hm. Let's work on this. There might be something we can use to isolate those raging ignoramuses. ladjf Oct 2013 #79

All the Tea Party is, is the Christian Right rebranded as a faux patriotic movement. alfredo Oct 2013 #21

A---Fucking---MEN!!! THANK YOU, Charles P. Pierce!!! You NAILED it PERFECTLY!! K&R +1000! n/t Ghost in the Machine Oct 2013 #22

And their heads are firmly placed in the inside of their asses. Initech Oct 2013 #23

Charlie Pierce always tells it Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2013 #24

Newbie... and wondering - New Orleans Strong Oct 2013 #25

Welcome to DU! FailureToCommunicate Oct 2013 #30

Excellent point. You have such pearls to offer, you should post more often!!! Scuba Oct 2013 #31

Salmon ? nt steve2470 Oct 2013 #34

SalmonChantedEvening, I'd guess. bunnies Oct 2013 #40

ok that makes sense now that I reread it nt steve2470 Oct 2013 #41

welcome to DU hope you have fun learning from us and teaching us!!! gopiscrap Oct 2013 #35

Welcome! Buns_of_Fire Oct 2013 #36

Welcome Comrade! n/t RoccoR5955 Oct 2013 #37

Been saying that for a while now. They never care about the American people blm Oct 2013 #44

Welcome to DU, New Orleans Strong! calimary Oct 2013 #46

Welcome to DU, New Orleans Strong! SalmonChantedEvening Oct 2013 #68

People liked blaming Obama. When we should take responsibility. Our citizenry fucked us over. vaberella Oct 2013 #26

What's this "we" shit? el scorcho Oct 2013 #27

agreed... FailureToCommunicate Oct 2013 #32

Neither did I! I won't claim ANY ownership or involvement or responsibility for any of these vermin! calimary Oct 2013 #47

Thank you. sarge43 Oct 2013 #57

That was a thing of beauty. SaveAmerica Oct 2013 #28

BRILLIANT!!!! This just NAILS it. calimary Oct 2013 #29

Something That Is Often Overlooked DallasNE Oct 2013 #33

Memo to me: Don't get on this man's bad side. Buns_of_Fire Oct 2013 #38

the Teahaddist Party The Wizard Oct 2013 #39

You will never find KatyMan Oct 2013 #42

You know, the Democrats DonCoquixote Oct 2013 #43

The monkey brains had mad cow disease Generic Other Oct 2013 #45

Damn, that was good! nt JBoy Oct 2013 #48

DC is still owned by the 1%, blkmusclmachine Oct 2013 #50

Scathing and beauteous! SirRevolutionary Oct 2013 #51

Get 'em outta there America or you're doomed. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #52

When will this situation be called what it really is, a Constitutional Crisis? gordianot Oct 2013 #53

Says it like it bloody is! avaistheone1 Oct 2013 #54

The truth that makes you want to weep for the stupidity of it all Hekate Oct 2013 #55

Kicked and Recommended! Enthusiast Oct 2013 #56

Great stuff. HST would be proud of that. DefenseLawyer Oct 2013 #58

....their party's mouthbreathing base...." Paladin Oct 2013 #59

They are Saddam Huessin at the end of Gulf War #1 JoePhilly Oct 2013 #60

The Republicans have indeed invoked a "scorched earth" policy. Great analogy, thanks JoePhilly. Scuba Oct 2013 #61

A few weeks from now, after the GOP is forced to cave, backscatter712 Oct 2013 #62

So it turns out it's the Ignorami, and not the Illuminati, behind it all? deutsey Oct 2013 #63

I think this still falls into the plan of the 1%. They gain from every crisis. rhett o rick Oct 2013 #64

+1 Scuba Oct 2013 #71

Listening to Stephanie Miller read parts of this right now... mountain grammy Oct 2013 #65

Big Kick!! (eom) CanSocDem Oct 2013 #67

Perfectly stated. I use my screen name because that's how I feel sinkingfeeling Oct 2013 #69

Ouch! LTR Oct 2013 #70

Perhaps this is the start of the zombie apocalypse we've all joked about over the last several years wyldwolf Oct 2013 #73

Correction: unverifiable voting machines have elected flying monkeys ... Fly by night Oct 2013 #74

Excellent point. Thanks. Scuba Oct 2013 #75

a small group of immensely wealthy men warrprayer Oct 2013 #76

"who do not believe in government" Maineman Oct 2013 #77

Absolutely. K&R cliffordu Oct 2013 #78

This is it--in a "nut"shell. K&R! hue Oct 2013 #80

Be sure to follow up with "Meet the Morons" AlbertCat Oct 2013 #81

Plenty of racist pricks right here in Wisconsin. We're definately not South. Scuba Oct 2013 #82

I shadowmydog Oct 2013 #84

A good rant, but depressing, cuz I agree. CrispyQ Oct 2013 #85

Think about all the waiting rooms this will hit. Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2013 #86

Not much of a historian is he? gejohnston Oct 2013 #87