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45. And the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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An Emotarian, Emoprog and Firebagger walk into a bar... [View all] WilliamPitt Oct 2013 OP

Walk into a bar...and proceed to lose the election for Democrats...nt joeybee12 Oct 2013 #1

and are spied on by the NSA we can do it Oct 2013 #2

Such powerful people they must be. WilliamPitt Oct 2013 #3

Sadly, Bill, so did most of the Greenwald/Hamsher progressives, too. AverageJoe90 Oct 2013 #14

feel free to back up your bullshit with something other than your opinion.. frylock Oct 2013 #26

Small world, I guess. AverageJoe90 Oct 2013 #29

again, i'll have to ask you present your evidence frylock Oct 2013 #37

Here ya go. AverageJoe90 Oct 2013 #39

holy crap! fewer people voted in the midterm?! frylock Oct 2013 #41

Thirty. Million. Fewer. That is NOT a normal drop, my friend. AverageJoe90 Oct 2013 #43

you're behind one post.. frylock Oct 2013 #46

Some truth there, perhaps, but it doesn't totally account for the discrepancy. AverageJoe90 Oct 2013 #68

here's a little real world reality for you realists.. frylock Oct 2013 #42

Ditto. Blue_In_AK Oct 2013 #47

You know who didnt vote in 2010..... the Canadians Vanje Oct 2013 #61

Got anything to prove that? I have no problem with either GG or Hamsher btw. sabrina 1 Oct 2013 #73

Well, if you did go out, I'm glad you did. We needed more like you then. AverageJoe90 Oct 2013 #74

How can so few people wield so much power? Are they like the Koch Bros.? joeybee12 Oct 2013 #16

. . . to escape the parade of boggers celebrating the new dog. rug Oct 2013 #4

in order to protest the theft of the civil rights of yeast by beer manufacturers. Agnosticsherbet Oct 2013 #5

and decide to leave after finding out the live entertainment once played KittyWampus Oct 2013 #6

perfect joshcryer Oct 2013 #10

I don't know the rest, but I remember the punchline Taverner Oct 2013 #7

I remember a different punchline. "25 bucks, same as in town". bluesbassman Oct 2013 #12

Or maybe it was "I said sprocket, not socket!" Taverner Oct 2013 #22

rectum?! frylock Oct 2013 #27

"Keep your hands to yourself, I'm drawing disability" Fumesucker Oct 2013 #51

My favorite punchline of all time! Vanje Oct 2013 #62

And get their drinking priviliges revoked? madinmaryland Oct 2013 #8

...the antagonist gets banned? Earth_First Oct 2013 #9

There will be jokes... Rex Oct 2013 #11

They walk back out because there's only hootinholler Oct 2013 #13

You win... WorseBeforeBetter Oct 2013 #52

What does emo mean? kimbutgar Oct 2013 #15

Emo WilliamPitt Oct 2013 #33

The hippies have all been punched. Vanje Oct 2013 #63

They were cussed out Aerows Oct 2013 #17

... SidDithers Oct 2013 #32

Is your keyboard stuck Aerows Oct 2013 #35

His keyboard only has 2 keys. Luminous Animal Oct 2013 #72

and the bartender caved. grantcart Oct 2013 #18

BWAH bigwillq Oct 2013 #21

hahaha... cui bono Oct 2013 #24

...and asked: "Where is everybody?" Eleanors38 Oct 2013 #19

And Santa says, "Welcome to Mythical Creatures. What can I get you?" n/t Orsino Oct 2013 #20

But none of them knew that... immoderate Oct 2013 #23

...and argue about which one of them will be the single payer cthulu2016 Oct 2013 #25

hah joshcryer Oct 2013 #31

Nice. DireStrike Oct 2013 #40

Good one Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Oct 2013 #60

The bartender says "Hi Mitt" Motown_Johnny Oct 2013 #28

The Aristocrats!...nt SidDithers Oct 2013 #30

Candidate for Thread Win. WilliamPitt Oct 2013 #34

To whine about how Obama is a secret Repug..... AverageJoe90 Oct 2013 #36

...and the Emoprog says to the Firebagger, "No soap radio." Buns_of_Fire Oct 2013 #38

only to be forced to pick up the tab of some corporate teat suckling suckers who had the gall TheKentuckian Oct 2013 #44

And the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?" longship Oct 2013 #45

The bartender quickly opens his laptop. His fingers fly over the keys........ wandy Oct 2013 #48

and even the Firebagger is dumb enough to hit his head on it... LanternWaste Oct 2013 #49

And the bartender says... cherokeeprogressive Oct 2013 #50

and ask "What's the difference between an Emotarian, an Emoprog, a Firebagger and michigandem58?" Junkdrawer Oct 2013 #53

...the bar is huge, with many rooms, and filled with mirrors. Zorra Oct 2013 #54

+1 whatchamacallit Oct 2013 #59

42 JHB Oct 2013 #55

...and that's just the first guy. NuclearDem Oct 2013 #56

... and they never get a drink because ... (top 10 reasons) JoePhilly Oct 2013 #57

. Adam051188 Oct 2013 #58

and the barkeep asks whatchamacallit Oct 2013 #64

"That was no DINO! That was my wife!!!!" Vanje Oct 2013 #65

and ask the bartender "which of us is right?" Warren Stupidity Oct 2013 #66

Because that's just what happens when you set the bar so low... cherokeeprogressive Oct 2013 #67

The Emotarian says to the Firebagger... gulliver Oct 2013 #69

and the bartender says "Orchid starts at 9". "We're out of the Tofu Enchiladas... Ellipsis Oct 2013 #70

The Conservadem bartender ... GeorgeGist Oct 2013 #71