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Swede Atlanta

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3. I am all for people doing things that make them feel better...

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:18 PM

Oct 2013

including some cosmetic surgery provided it isn't in the style of Joan Rivers.

But a man who hides his balding head with a poor toupee that appears to become more curly over time raises questions. What is he hiding? And if he hides that about his physical appearance what is he hiding about his political self?

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I just have to ask, is Rand Paul growing a beaver on his head? [View all] lonestarnot Oct 2013 OP

Check for large incisors and a flat, oval tail. nt Zorra Oct 2013 #1

I would not want to get close enough to inspect it. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #2

I can totally understand that. They bite! Zorra Oct 2013 #7

I am all for people doing things that make them feel better... Swede Atlanta Oct 2013 #3

I think the toupee has a special warning system embedded in it. winter is coming Oct 2013 #11

I thought I was the only one who couldn't stand his curly hair. Auntie Bush Oct 2013 #4

He looks like he scalped an Irish setter. winter is coming Oct 2013 #12

I was thinking more of an Airedale. Iggo Oct 2013 #58

I'm fairly certain it's a Nutria. Bluenorthwest Oct 2013 #5

Somewhere, there's a unnatural plucked Nutria with a score to settle. n/t winter is coming Oct 2013 #13

Shag carpeting sample. Warren DeMontague Oct 2013 #6

its a carpet remnant SummerSnow Oct 2013 #8

If he is, it's the only living thing up there. nt nyquil_man Oct 2013 #9

I think it's the other way around. randome Oct 2013 #10

He certainly acts like he is a host living under a beaver. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #14

It does look like pubic hair, doesn't it? Scootaloo Oct 2013 #15

No, I meant the animal, could even be a honey badger. Snort. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #16

Don't let a honey badger hear you say that Scootaloo Oct 2013 #29

LOL. If it is Honey Badger, he must have just eaten a snake and he's lulled into a nap, just lonestarnot Oct 2013 #41

It's almost the color of a racoon. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #19

Shag carpeting. Initech Oct 2013 #17

Roadkill weasel hobbit709 Oct 2013 #18

It's mold. jmowreader Oct 2013 #20

No, a beaver is growing Rand Paul on his ass pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #21

Fucking DUzy! lonestarnot Oct 2013 #22

The beaver wants it gone, but doctors told him if they operate... pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #24

OMG you're killing me. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #25

The beaver asked... pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #27

Epitome of a shit down! lonestarnot Oct 2013 #35

Ouch! Hekate Oct 2013 #33

Sorry--I couldn't help it pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #34

he's not blending it in, just plopping it on his head. picture below Liberal_in_LA Oct 2013 #23

Seated like a shit down. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #40

Yeah, roadkill. madamesilverspurs Oct 2013 #26

I wondered what happened to Jim Traficant's hairpiece zbdent Oct 2013 #28

It went into the Wigness Protection Program pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #31

If it was looking for a safe place to hide from the guy who fit right in with zbdent Oct 2013 #32

Poor thing. No protection for anything or anyone but richie rich. Cover blown. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #36

He's a strange looking guy, looks like the off-spring of a couple that are too closely related. nt Raine Oct 2013 #30

I was thinking along the lines of a squirrel madokie Oct 2013 #37

But squirrels are cute. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #38

Different subspecies of that exotic caterpillar Trump wears JHB Oct 2013 #39

Oh fucking A! They are related! lonestarnot Oct 2013 #43

r party will have to hire the poli$her team to work him over. don't let them spray you orange! Sunlei Oct 2013 #42

I heard a pigliCON talking about how she had been a life-long supporter blah blah blah and now, lonestarnot Oct 2013 #44

It doesn't matter if little Republicans donate, the big$$ Rs just want them for their vote. Sunlei Oct 2013 #45

In either case, it's just a game to them while babies go hungry. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #46

you're right. politics is a personal profit game for them using our state/federal money. Sunlei Oct 2013 #47

Only way to get back to "all the people first" is take money out of the equation. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #48

or limiting the profit cut allowed on contracts,similar to 'Obamacare' limit insurance corp. profits Sunlei Oct 2013 #49

Yes smaller scale. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #50

Growing? Sorry, that beaver on his head demwing Oct 2013 #51

So then is he emulating a trophy head? lonestarnot Oct 2013 #52

He's got a way to go to beat James Traficant El Supremo Oct 2013 #53

no there is arely staircase Oct 2013 #54

A pubic hair transplant? A Brillo pad? calimary Oct 2013 #55

It's called a "trump" LiberalEsto Oct 2013 #56

(No, Iggo. Don't. Just don't.) Iggo Oct 2013 #57