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Wolf Frankula

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35. And Here is a hymn for Profit Pat, for the god he worships.

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 10:49 PM

Oct 2013

Hymn to the Almighty Dollar

Holy, holy, holy! Dollar Almighty!
Early in the morning our song shall rise to Thee;
Holy, holy, holy, spendable and mighty!
God in green paper, blessed currency!
Holy, holy, holy! Bankers all adore Thee,
Casting down their self respect around the money sea;
Accountants and businessmen falling down before Thee,
Who was, and is, and evermore shall be.
Holy, holy, holy! Though poverty may hide Thee,
Though the eye of liberal man Thy glory may not see;
Only Thou art holy; there is none beside Thee,
Perfect in pow’r, in might, and purity.
Holy, holy, holy! Dollar Almighty!
All Thy banks shall praise Thy Name, in earth, and sky, and sea;
Holy, holy, holy; spendable and mighty!
God in green paper, blessed currency!

Wolf

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Swindling for Jesus! City Lights Oct 2013 #1

He is Scum warrant46 Oct 2013 #2

Indeed. City Lights Oct 2013 #9

Most if not all of these televangelists are fraudulent. JRLeft Oct 2013 #11

All. Scuba Oct 2013 #44

Pimp, that's what he is. JRLeft Oct 2013 #3

How is this not elder abuse? Cerridwen Oct 2013 #4

He's certainly outlived his non-usefulness on this planet. Roland99 Oct 2013 #5

I wish people could just sue this asshole. n/t Ian David Oct 2013 #6

He's a cold sore on humanity. nt valerief Oct 2013 #7

I'll dance on his grave with the same gusto with which I danced on Fallwell's. arcane1 Oct 2013 #8

I have had Dom P�rignon once in my life. Autumn Oct 2013 #29

I'm looking forward to the day god takes him back. Vashta Nerada Oct 2013 #10

I don't think God wants him back. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2013 #12

Con men figured out a long time ago, that religion is a lucrative business. JRLeft Oct 2013 #13

The Second Oldest Profession. Ikonoklast Oct 2013 #25

"Just lay yer hands on the TeeVee screen and I'll send a miracle your way" lpbk2713 Oct 2013 #14

Actually, I think he's the late 20th Century and early 21st Century version DonViejo Oct 2013 #15

i think of him more as Elmer Gantry. Downwinder Oct 2013 #16

Cuz Jezus, He Knows Me! backscatter712 Oct 2013 #26

What a horrible, deceitful, greedy man. polly7 Oct 2013 #17

Not giving money to Robertson wrong? Turbineguy Oct 2013 #18

seems legit Warren DeMontague Oct 2013 #19

"How much to just cure blindness in just one eye?" n/t lumberjack_jeff Oct 2013 #22

Somehow... distantearlywarning Oct 2013 #20

The worst part about Robertson... Archae Oct 2013 #21

Pat -- lying is a sin. you're going to hell. DesertFlower Oct 2013 #23

This infuriates me. RebelOne Oct 2013 #24

Worse: "tithing since childhood" but not "properly". In other words: not enough. arcane1 Oct 2013 #30

The old snake handler is at it again Va Lefty Oct 2013 #27

Pimping the flock....its what's they do SummerSnow Oct 2013 #28

and then he dropped a turd in his diaper. RagAss Oct 2013 #31

This is what happens when religious institutions are exempt from taxes. Dawson Leery Oct 2013 #32

No. Many religious groups are out doing real good. Focus on evil. Pat Robertson is evil. bluestate10 Oct 2013 #38

I want some actual physical proof.. Historic NY Oct 2013 #33

This scene came immediately to mind: Loudly Oct 2013 #34

And Here is a hymn for Profit Pat, for the god he worships. Wolf Frankula Oct 2013 #35

Satan is waiting for your ass Pat. He's not a patient demon. nt bluestate10 Oct 2013 #36

Sick. Fuck. truebluegreen Oct 2013 #37

providentialism, eh? I'll get the stake! MisterP Oct 2013 #39

How is the CBN not just a giant pyramid scheme? Initech Oct 2013 #40

Hey Marion "Pat" Robertson: FUCK YOU. n/t area51 Oct 2013 #41

Sorry Granny. Jesus wants Pat to have more blood diamonds. nt alphafemale Oct 2013 #42

No surprise here malaise Oct 2013 #43