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Savannahmann

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15. We could make plenty of jokes about this debacle

Fri Oct 11, 2013, 01:15 PM

Oct 2013

First, it is fortunate that no one appears to have been hurt, including the neighbors dogs.

However, the jokes are almost self evident. Officers continue to question the answering machine in an effort to determine just what it knew about the crime. Police refuse to comment on assertions that they used a taser to subdue a body pillow in the bedroom.

Of course, with seven hours, the bad guy had plenty of time to make a costume to trick the cops. Perhaps they should have beaten the furniture to check for humans hiding within.

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SWAT team ends seven hour stand off with empty house [View all] Savannahmann Oct 2013 OP

The title of this thread sounds like it's from The Onion. ZM90 Oct 2013 #1

Atlanta Journal Consitution. Savannahmann Oct 2013 #3

Did the neighbors' dogs survive? aikoaiko Oct 2013 #2

Were they using these too? Agschmid Oct 2013 #4

Strong work jsr Oct 2013 #5

Did they shoot it up? hlthe2b Oct 2013 #6

Were they trained by the cops who were looking for Dorner? (nt) The Straight Story Oct 2013 #7

Due to the tense nature of the standoff, on of the SWAT entering the residence shot the refrigerator Ikonoklast Oct 2013 #8

Rec AnotherMcIntosh Oct 2013 #9

Just in case, WMD specialists are being called in from Iraq. Coyotl Oct 2013 #10

I'm trusting you, DU, to make this thread hilarious Cal Carpenter Oct 2013 #11

We could make plenty of jokes about this debacle Savannahmann Oct 2013 #15

Come come, you can't fault them for being patient? bemildred Oct 2013 #12

"Open up! We have a warrant for a Davenport"... TeeYiYi Oct 2013 #13

Cop tripped over an ottoman. NuclearDem Oct 2013 #14

Did the house surrender? LiberalEsto Oct 2013 #16