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HillWilliam

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36. I read all (currently) 18 pages on Amazon

Sun Mar 4, 2012, 08:00 PM

Mar 2012

and the winner is:

This review is from: One Dozen Rainbow Roses with FREE Chocolates (Kitchen)
I ordered the "make me a sandwich, slut" arrangement, and it didn't produce the desired result. I thought that by sending it, it would make up for calling the woman in question a prostitute and a slut, but it didn't.

Instead, she threw the arrangement at me and told me that not only did she want me to suspend my relations with her, she was making it permanent. She wants to make it permanent and not just "suspend" calling women sluts and prostitutes!?

Now how am I supposed to win with such a hard-headed stance. She could have just made me a sandwich, apologized for getting offended when I called her a slut and a prostitute when I lied about her, and then acknowledged that I was kind enough to buy her the "make me a sandwich, you slut" package. She didn't even have to do anything but open the beer, make me a sandwich and serve it to me. I even acted like I tried to apologize.

Rush Limbaugh

freakin' awesome

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ProFlowers Kicks Rush! [View all] RockyMtnGuy Mar 2012 OP

It's a positive FIRST step etherealtruth Mar 2012 #1

Send your slut some flowers doesn't have the same ring as snagglepuss Mar 2012 #2

Yeeeeeessssssssssssssssss! TheCowsCameHome Mar 2012 #3

LOL Matariki Mar 2012 #10

not enough demtenjeep Mar 2012 #4

Linky krispos42 Mar 2012 #5

I wouldn't give them kudos yet. Maine-ah Mar 2012 #21

I particularly liked this entry WolverineDG Mar 2012 #39

took 'em long enough. . . . n/t annabanana Mar 2012 #6

LINK ProfessionalLeftist Mar 2012 #7

too little too late barbtries Mar 2012 #8

I totally agree RockyMtnGuy Mar 2012 #11

Pls tell them that. Seriously. Every email, fax etc counts. dixiegrrrrl Mar 2012 #19

i did, barbtries Mar 2012 #31

yay for you! dixiegrrrrl Mar 2012 #32

0dixiegrrrrl barbtries Mar 2012 #33

Hot damn. dixiegrrrrl Mar 2012 #38

Great news! Shankapotomus Mar 2012 #9

"Suspended" uh huh. How long until they return to Rush? lady lib Mar 2012 #12

I agree, "suspended" doesn't get it, this isn't the first time Limbaugh has attacked women, Uncle Joe Mar 2012 #17

Yup, a lot of companies saying "suspended" or "suspending" itsrobert Mar 2012 #34

Too little, too late maximusveritas Mar 2012 #13

Not enough! Happyhippychick Mar 2012 #14

I agree too little, too late. mercuryblues Mar 2012 #15

Holy cow! BumRushDaShow Mar 2012 #16

Exactly,! ProSense Mar 2012 #22

It took them too long. I'll bet frogmarch Mar 2012 #18

Oooh ProSense Mar 2012 #20

A suspension is just window dressing. The ONLY acceptable response is kestrel91316 Mar 2012 #23

they're getting their ass handed to them on amazon TNLib Mar 2012 #24

Damn! n/t ProSense Mar 2012 #25

Awesome RockyMtnGuy Mar 2012 #27

I read all (currently) 18 pages on Amazon HillWilliam Mar 2012 #36

A DUEr wrote that! spooky3 Mar 2012 #41

I noticed. I was wondering if she noticed we noticed :) HillWilliam Mar 2012 #42

COOL ... THANKS for the link! I enjoyed Raine Mar 2012 #37

I bet the timing of this does not fit their business model randr Mar 2012 #26

Schwing! nt Honeycombe8 Mar 2012 #28

"Suspension" = "The day after this story leaves the front page." Amerigo Vespucci Mar 2012 #29

See ya Rush! You were a boil on the ass of humanity workinclasszero Mar 2012 #30

Y'all really should go read (and write) some of the Amazon ratings. nolabear Mar 2012 #35

Their website is still offering the "Rush Limbaugh listeners" discount JBoy Mar 2012 #40

You should make this a separate OP! I'll bet DUers will get right on it--if it's still up (Weds.). spooky3 Mar 2012 #43