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dorkzilla

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76. LOL - this threads been alerted!

Wed Oct 16, 2013, 07:26 PM

Oct 2013

At Wed Oct 16, 2013, 07:23 PM an alert was sent on the following post:

Am I risking my membership by posting this? WARNING: NOT FOR CHILDREN!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023865129

REASON FOR ALERT:

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS:

Pictures of genitalia, even on the head of enemies, is totally over the top.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Wed Oct 16, 2013, 07:26 PM, and the Jury voted 2-4 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to HIDE IT and said: Stupid and juvenile. Hide this.
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Nice likeness.
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to HIDE IT and said: No explanation given
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Oh for fucks sake we're all adults and this is hysterical. He IS a dickhead and there is a warning. Stop with the pearl clutching already...
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: A picture of two d

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

Note: my self delete below is because I *thought* I reposted closer to the top. Woooopsie.

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Am I risking my membership by posting this? WARNING: NOT FOR CHILDREN! [View all] graywarrior Oct 2013 OP

Hey! Hayduke Bomgarte Oct 2013 #1

I always knew The senator from Canada was a monster but munster69 Oct 2013 #30

I heard that a village in Canada is missing its idiot. nt tsuki Oct 2013 #84

Calling out Sid is not needed here. Amber alert maybe? L0oniX Oct 2013 #154

he looks like a young pat buchanan roguevalley Oct 2013 #85

He does! tweeternik Oct 2013 #104

OMG, yes! graywarrior Oct 2013 #114

ROTFLMFAO! Hubert Flottz Oct 2013 #175

Maybe post a warning so Miss Prunella (of both sexes) doesn't complain. Warpy Oct 2013 #2

I'll see what happens graywarrior Oct 2013 #4

Nope. I don't think there's a jury anywhere on DU that wouldn't just howl with laughter at this! CaliforniaPeggy Oct 2013 #3

You would, you fouled mouthed huzzy graywarrior Oct 2013 #6

Of course! It takes one to know one, I always say, lol! CaliforniaPeggy Oct 2013 #9

you nearly owed me a keyboard niyad Oct 2013 #98

I'm honored graywarrior Oct 2013 #101

Yea, maybe a NSFW alert - but it's hilarious! Siwsan Oct 2013 #5

Alerting. Jackpine Radical Oct 2013 #7

You should put a warning for those who might have kids close by or if they are at work.n/t cynatnite Oct 2013 #8

OK graywarrior Oct 2013 #13

I sure hope not... lamp_shade Oct 2013 #10

OOO Tarheel_Dem Oct 2013 #11

Ha ha ha ha ha....so true! Gin Oct 2013 #12

Omg. octoberlib Oct 2013 #14

Surely no one here will defend that dickhead. Hoyt Oct 2013 #15

You mean pekkahead, right? graywarrior Oct 2013 #17

Occasionally the situation calls for something like this Cirque du So-What Oct 2013 #16

Why would a picture of Ted Cruz wearing a flesh colored chef's hat--Ohhhhhhh. Tommy_Carcetti Oct 2013 #18

Hahaha! graywarrior Oct 2013 #19

Ha! Good one! And the word you are looking for is Ilsa Oct 2013 #45

LOL! Politicalboi Oct 2013 #20

*snort* graywarrior Oct 2013 #21

omg thanks for the spicy salad dressing up my sinuses (ouch) but worth it for sure! LOLOL Doremus Oct 2013 #182

Phallus impudicus, known colloquially as the common stinkhorn. hunter Oct 2013 #22

At least that is useful! graywarrior Oct 2013 #28

...or even the foreskin of said penile protuberance....... lastlib Oct 2013 #58

thank you dembotoz Oct 2013 #23

Why? evlbstrd Oct 2013 #24

Where you been, you evlbstrd sumbitch? graywarrior Oct 2013 #31

Lost. evlbstrd Oct 2013 #34

I hears ya graywarrior Oct 2013 #38

No, it's not. evlbstrd Oct 2013 #48

He's waiting for the right moment to return graywarrior Oct 2013 #81

And it'll be just in the nick of time. evlbstrd Oct 2013 #105

I just gotta add him to my avatar & I'm too lazy graywarrior Oct 2013 #108

I understand. evlbstrd Oct 2013 #110

Plus I have to think. graywarrior Oct 2013 #112

Gotta go with your strengths! evlbstrd Oct 2013 #115

Naps graywarrior Oct 2013 #120

Huh? evlbstrd Oct 2013 #140

I walk around in a doze. graywarrior Oct 2013 #141

I have lots of doze daze. evlbstrd Oct 2013 #149

That's childish and disgusting. I only rec'd by accident. You certainly wont catch rhett o rick Oct 2013 #25

I mean, I am not kicking after my original post above. nm rhett o rick Oct 2013 #27

I'm not kicking your post either. L0oniX Oct 2013 #155

Like us? graywarrior Oct 2013 #39

+1 MissDeeds Oct 2013 #42

For Dog's sake think of the children. Did I mention sake? That's what I need a warm shot of sake. rhett o rick Oct 2013 #71

Rhett and I have butted heads before, but I'm with him on this one. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #137

Well, good for you MissDeeds Oct 2013 #142

We agree on one thing - "Good for me" IrishAyes Oct 2013 #143

I'm Irish MissDeeds Oct 2013 #144

Now I can rest easier, assured of your superiority. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #145

That whooshing sound? 'Twas the sound of the point of rhett o rick's post ... 11 Bravo Oct 2013 #176

Not really MissDeeds Oct 2013 #178

Nice try? 11 Bravo Oct 2013 #179

I did the same thing JohnnyRingo Oct 2013 #117

I have a complaint. zeemike Oct 2013 #26

Is that his actual Senate Portrait? Marie Marie Oct 2013 #29

He's hard headed! graywarrior Oct 2013 #32

That's pretty much Ted's portrait, un-retouched. RVN VET Oct 2013 #52

So his next career is as a chef ... or maybe pope? Arugula Latte Oct 2013 #33

re:Am I risking my membership by posting this? WARNING: NOT FOR CHILDREN! allan01 Oct 2013 #35

Erect is not correct. joesdaughter Oct 2013 #36

Maybe even more like a Ken doll! graywarrior Oct 2013 #44

Ever notice Hannity defends Viagra use? Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2013 #59

This message was self-deleted by its author nadinbrzezinski Oct 2013 #37

Boehner is ahead of Cruz, I guess (nt) Nye Bevan Oct 2013 #40

Barrump-bump! calimary Oct 2013 #151

OMG. That is the funniest thing I've seen in 2 weeks. mnhtnbb Oct 2013 #41

K & R SunSeeker Oct 2013 #43

I vote you stay on DU Ilsa Oct 2013 #46

I just gather the news and report it! graywarrior Oct 2013 #47

Rec'd.... llmart Oct 2013 #49

Son of Eraserhead?? edbermac Oct 2013 #50

Alerted pintobean Oct 2013 #51

K & R 47of74 Oct 2013 #53

Now I have penis envy! Rebellious Republican Oct 2013 #54

Well, its fine with me. I'm an adult. Left Coast2020 Oct 2013 #55

Do it flacid and you're there. Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2013 #56

Look at the sloping foreskin Blue Owl Oct 2013 #57

Looks about right to me. AzDar Oct 2013 #60

it looks like the Cruzer has been circumscribed. mysuzuki2 Oct 2013 #61

What kinda turban is that? nt Cryptoad Oct 2013 #62

Its okay to post ol' pecker'eads likeness if he can do this on the senate floor. Rain Mcloud Oct 2013 #63

That's quite a "head"line! graywarrior Oct 2013 #65

Nice,LOL! Rain Mcloud Oct 2013 #66

Disgusting... dchill Oct 2013 #64

So true it's almost not funny...almost. n/t Greybnk48 Oct 2013 #67

LOL n/t lordsummerisle Oct 2013 #68

Looks like he swallowed his own testicles me b zola Oct 2013 #69

There's no way Boner can control THAT caucus. SunSeeker Oct 2013 #70

No. You should get a free fucking star. RagAss Oct 2013 #72

Could you say that again? graywarrior Oct 2013 #75

Raising his eyebrows makes him fall backwards. alfredo Oct 2013 #73

There's something disgusting growing on that penis n/t IDemo Oct 2013 #74

That's the asshole I think. Hubert Flottz Oct 2013 #177

LOL - this threads been alerted! dorkzilla Oct 2013 #76

What does the rest of Juror #6's comment say? Jamastiene Oct 2013 #86

I think it must... dorkzilla Oct 2013 #88

totally over the top. graywarrior Oct 2013 #90

Why can't people lighten up? dorkzilla Oct 2013 #94

Thank you, dorkzilla! Great name, BTW! graywarrior Oct 2013 #96

As a fellow juvenile, I'll join you for a drink in senior juvy-hall dorkzilla Oct 2013 #97

Lets moon the prudes! graywarrior Oct 2013 #118

LOL!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! dorkzilla Oct 2013 #122

It has been a very long time since I've had an opportunity to lament Juror #4. Warren Stupidity Oct 2013 #102

I have to agree... dorkzilla Oct 2013 #109

This explains all graywarrior Oct 2013 #127

Wait, so this is his/her "mark of Zoro"? n/t dorkzilla Oct 2013 #168

This is the mark of when DU could handle images like this and not have a bird over them graywarrior Oct 2013 #169

As usual... dorkzilla Oct 2013 #170

I see we have a few church ladies amoung us. L0oniX Oct 2013 #156

lol graywarrior Oct 2013 #171

LOL !!! - Perfect !!! - K & R !!! WillyT Oct 2013 #77

Is he from France? hootinholler Oct 2013 #78

. graywarrior Oct 2013 #93

This message was self-deleted by its author dorkzilla Oct 2013 #79

To quote George Takei - "OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" Initech Oct 2013 #80

... Jamastiene Oct 2013 #82

I hope not. I would serve on a jury that would give you a pass. nt tsuki Oct 2013 #83

My God it looks like a giant... Initech Oct 2013 #87

OMG, that is totally juvenile! graywarrior Oct 2013 #99

That riff still makes me laugh.... nt MADem Oct 2013 #167

Risking you're membership? Not by my vote....... wandy Oct 2013 #89

. stonecutter357 Oct 2013 #91

I hope not. mstinamotorcity2 Oct 2013 #92

Thanks! That's a compliment! graywarrior Oct 2013 #107

OH SHIT!! Someone FREED the DUCK!! madinmaryland Oct 2013 #95

Miley Cat sticks her tongue out at you graywarrior Oct 2013 #111

Back at you from Sonia the Cat... madinmaryland Oct 2013 #125

That's so cute! graywarrior Oct 2013 #126

That is the cat we adopted from Flaxbee a few years ago! madinmaryland Oct 2013 #128

What a riot! graywarrior Oct 2013 #129

we need grumpy cat niyad Oct 2013 #148

my duck hungers for tom-tom to pound! MisterP Oct 2013 #150

bravo! dlwickham Oct 2013 #100

yep, true heaven05 Oct 2013 #103

k and r-- I cannot BELIEVE some humour-lacking person alerted on this. geez, maybe I should niyad Oct 2013 #106

DU is supposed to be better than this graywarrior Oct 2013 #123

we have better humour, and better graphics! niyad Oct 2013 #124

Although I do have my limits, if I found it hysterical and definitely acceptable, IrishAyes Oct 2013 #136

this site is genrally not for kids since some swearing is allowed. PatrynXX Oct 2013 #113

Love it! nt valerief Oct 2013 #116

Now, that's funny! mountain grammy Oct 2013 #119

Imagine him on the ticket with Santorum! Warren DeMontague Oct 2013 #121

Weird, JimboBillyBubbaBob Oct 2013 #130

that's hot n/t Enrique Oct 2013 #131

Ya probably thefool_wa Oct 2013 #132

That is an insult to the penis! muntrv Oct 2013 #133

Well, I don't know about your membership, but you have my vote. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #134

That thing needs protection. Curmudgeoness Oct 2013 #135

Now THAT's the best reply yet! IrishAyes Oct 2013 #138

HELL IT WOULD BE WORTH IT. GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! onecent Oct 2013 #139

Risking your membership?! Chan790 Oct 2013 #146

HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!! MrMickeysMom Oct 2013 #147

Now we all know why Cruz wears a tie -- to hold back the foreskin. BigBearJohn Oct 2013 #152

He's a chef? tavernier Oct 2013 #153

This picture is not kid friendly Tree-Hugger Oct 2013 #157

Thus the warning! graywarrior Oct 2013 #159

This is the most vile Tree-Hugger Oct 2013 #158

Question the taste packman Oct 2013 #160

Since when are you the arbiter of DU standards? MADem Oct 2013 #164

Lol! I was hoping someone would repost that. Thanks. PotatoChip Oct 2013 #165

I'm a fan of transparency. MADem Oct 2013 #172

Me too, and that one was a DUzy! PotatoChip Oct 2013 #173

That's coz you're a sick Masshole, like me....hahahahahaha graywarrior Oct 2013 #181

Hee hee....we do have our peculiarities, but I like 'em! nt MADem Oct 2013 #183

I'm gonna try to go see John Travolta in Lynn tomorrow graywarrior Oct 2013 #184

Lynn, Lynn, city of sin! nt MADem Oct 2013 #185

My home town graywarrior Oct 2013 #187

I used to have friends who lived in Lynn--went to a few parties waaaaay back in the day! nt MADem Oct 2013 #189

You're lucky you got out alive...lol graywarrior Oct 2013 #190

Well, I didn't come out the way I went in!! Hee hee....! nt MADem Oct 2013 #191

!!!!!!!!!!!!! graywarrior Oct 2013 #192

LMAO! graywarrior Oct 2013 #180

And who in the hell are you? packman Oct 2013 #186

I'm the one who buys off on the jury and admin calls on this issue. MADem Oct 2013 #188

You are obtuse packman Oct 2013 #193

The "good taste of DU?" MADem Oct 2013 #194

FFS libodem Oct 2013 #161

lololol.....ALERT!!...lololol blm Oct 2013 #162

Is it just me or does he always look like he is under the influence MythosMaster Oct 2013 #163

Like he should be wearing... graywarrior Oct 2013 #166

The national Dick Brain... Hubert Flottz Oct 2013 #174