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Chan790

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87. The author gets more wrong than right.

Sat Oct 19, 2013, 03:20 PM

Oct 2013

I'm not surprised though...that guy knows fuckall about food:

*Chicago deep-dish is an abomination. That's all that needs to be said.

*The only person who can't tell the difference between KC and Memphis ribs is this guy and someone with no senses whatsoever. They have as much in common as Marinara and Bolognaise.

*A half-smoke isn't in the strictest sense a hot dog...it's a hickory-smoked sausage of beef, pork, garlic and red pepper flakes. It's closer to a Coney Island Red Hot than a frankfurter.

*Lobster rolls were invented in Gloucester, MA.

*The differences between frozen custard and ice cream are significant...and most traditional-style ice creams contain eggs. (Also, all "French Vanilla" ice cream.)

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The Great American Menu: Foods Of The States, Ranked And Mapped [View all] Capt. Obvious Oct 2013 OP

LOL kydo Oct 2013 #1

Totally disagree about Cincinnati chili. I love it. Been gone from Ohio sinkingfeeling Oct 2013 #2

I love it too. cali Oct 2013 #9

Ranked below hit by a car. Benton D Struckcheon Oct 2013 #14

What Cincy calls chili, the world calls hot dog sauce. Dreamer Tatum Oct 2013 #26

I don't even call it that. hobbit709 Oct 2013 #86

I lived in Cincinnati for 6 years. pangaia Oct 2013 #101

I hear there is chocolate in real Cincinnati "chili". That right there makes it NOT CHILI. kestrel91316 Oct 2013 #62

and cinnamon... smackd Oct 2013 #113

"Skyline Chili" Ohio Joe Oct 2013 #3

Key Lime Pie was robbed RockaFowler Oct 2013 #4

everything is better with a dash of real key lime juice! madrchsod Oct 2013 #28

I knew Chicago deep dish pizza would be #1 riderinthestorm Oct 2013 #5

Pizzeria Uno B2G Oct 2013 #16

there`s some good deep dish out here in northern illinois too... madrchsod Oct 2013 #31

Gino's East is my favorite! City Lights Oct 2013 #36

Giordanos!!!!!!! nt BarackTheVote Oct 2013 #45

Lou Malnati's Paulie Oct 2013 #50

+1. closeupready Oct 2013 #79

Edwardos! GoCubsGo Oct 2013 #60

Uno's ballabosh Oct 2013 #68

No way should Deep Dish be No. 1 bigwillq Oct 2013 #6

I agree. I can eat pure cheese straight from the grocery store. Laelth Oct 2013 #12

I'm allergic to peaches bigwillq Oct 2013 #29

Oh, bummer! You're missing out. n/t Laelth Oct 2013 #41

just peaches? missingthebigdog Oct 2013 #102

Peaches, plums, nectarines, pretty much every stone fruit bigwillq Oct 2013 #106

We have shrimp & grits in GA, too. And just plain grits if you're allergic to shellfish. Or Erose999 Oct 2013 #111

It's not awful, it's simply not pizza. nt NoGOPZone Oct 2013 #46

Much like was pointed out in the piece regarding NY pizza, Chicago pizza's been living Egalitarian Thug Oct 2013 #74

The hoosier fried tenderloin ranks well below bull testicles DefenseLawyer Oct 2013 #7

I thought it was okay Capt. Obvious Oct 2013 #13

Heresy! B2G Oct 2013 #21

The guy got it totally wrong anyway. They're called Rocky Mountain Oysters and Egalitarian Thug Oct 2013 #75

I miss Chicago pizza Prism Oct 2013 #8

Blatant Regionalistic Prejudice MineralMan Oct 2013 #10

That is a beautifully-written piece. Laelth Oct 2013 #11

Wouldn't Lutefisk be Minnesota rather than North Dakota? EOTE Oct 2013 #15

North Dakota is far from Minnesota Capt. Obvious Oct 2013 #17

Not really, but I still don't see what that has to do with my comment. EOTE Oct 2013 #22

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It's the same Norwegians in both places, and South Dakota, too. Comrade Grumpy Oct 2013 #25

Interesting. EOTE Oct 2013 #27

There is a company in Minneapolis that gets Jenoch Oct 2013 #40

That somehow seems inefficient to me : p. EOTE Oct 2013 #43

I like my border state foods better get the red out Oct 2013 #18

Scrapple! BumRushDaShow Oct 2013 #19

"...and, fuck you, it is delicious." WorseBeforeBetter Oct 2013 #24

I used to make my own because I wasn't sure of the scrapple in the store. femmocrat Oct 2013 #99

MMMMMM...Scrapple! Rocket_Scientist65 Oct 2013 #109

Bookmarked pscot Oct 2013 #20

The New Hampshire description made me giggle. Arkana Oct 2013 #30

Not me. onyourleft Oct 2013 #53

I've actually got a pastie heating up in the sufrommich Oct 2013 #32

On Madison's State Street, Teddywedgers is a form of pastie closeupready Oct 2013 #80

I grew up with the pasty. xmas74 Oct 2013 #88

Mission burrito Xithras Oct 2013 #33

Sounds like the author likes his food good and greasy. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Oct 2013 #34

not to me. sounds like he/she actually knows something about food and cooking cali Oct 2013 #35

"43. Green Jell-O with goddamn carrots in it (Utah)"... TeeYiYi Oct 2013 #37

He got Utah 100% correct. Green jello with carrots is that closest thing they have to culture. kestrel91316 Oct 2013 #63

you have to add pineapple as well. pansypoo53219 Oct 2013 #85

I was expecting funeral potatoes. same thing I guess, just a dish of congealed commodity foodstuffs. Erose999 Oct 2013 #108

The CT one is bullshit. Steamed cheeseburgers? Dash87 Oct 2013 #38

This link might help explain it. Jenoch Oct 2013 #42

I grew up right in the center of that area... Chan790 Oct 2013 #84

I think I saw the steamed burger thing Jenoch Oct 2013 #91

To be honest... Chan790 Oct 2013 #95

The hamburger was first served 15 years earlier Jenoch Oct 2013 #96

It was also on Man v. Food Buns_of_Fire Oct 2013 #114

There's some good places in Meriden NutmegYankee Oct 2013 #58

I've lived in several of these states, SheilaT Oct 2013 #39

Coconut and pecans, however, are the primary ingredients in Sawdust Pie. kentauros Oct 2013 #44

Guy's a douche alcibiades_mystery Oct 2013 #47

NY Pizza needs to have pepperoni, Benton D Struckcheon Oct 2013 #48

I disagree. An extra cheese New York pizza is the best food in the universe. Zorra Oct 2013 #54

Yup. I'm with you on that one. PotatoChip Oct 2013 #94

I agree about Jersey. Zorra Oct 2013 #104

There's no egg in it ballabosh Oct 2013 #72

I agree. "Deep-dish pizza" is not only an oxymoron, it's an abomination. Arugula Latte Oct 2013 #82

Message auto-removed Name removed Oct 2013 #83

Fried okra is one of my favorite foods. clyrc Oct 2013 #49

The link lillypaddle Oct 2013 #51

California -- Mission Burritos. Le Taz Hot Oct 2013 #52

Yep - a good Carne Asada Burrito is a gift from the food gods! tjwash Oct 2013 #57

and you cant get it to save your life outside of CA reddread Oct 2013 #61

Si bobduca Oct 2013 #70

The article attempts to come off as edgy with a little snark to drive through its points... tjwash Oct 2013 #55

I am sorry but...bratwurst is awesome! ScreamingMeemie Oct 2013 #56

As much as I complain about South Carolina.... GoCubsGo Oct 2013 #59

I would have preferred to see carnitas tacos for California's contribution. kestrel91316 Oct 2013 #64

Or the California Roll, the avocado, bean sprouts, and swiss cheese on whole wheat, or any of a Egalitarian Thug Oct 2013 #76

As expected... bobclark86 Oct 2013 #65

Wow where does this writer live? Somebody mail him a kitten or something. DireStrike Oct 2013 #66

I'm a native Californian and I seriously hate, hate, hate burritos. Codeine Oct 2013 #67

Wild Alaskan salmon, halibut, king crab, Blue_In_AK Oct 2013 #69

Iowa shouldn't be the corndog ballabosh Oct 2013 #71

When I was a child in Philadelphia, RebelOne Oct 2013 #73

Kansas? rustysgurl Oct 2013 #77

I grew up near Cleveland, went to college in Southern Ohio, and had never heard of Auggie Oct 2013 #78

i've lived colorado my whole life and don't know wtf a cowboy cookie is fizzgig Oct 2013 #81

The author gets more wrong than right. Chan790 Oct 2013 #87

That there's funny, I don't care who you are. lumberjack_jeff Oct 2013 #89

Heresy MFrohike Oct 2013 #90

Didn't have to even look at that to know Indiana was going to be breaded tenderloin. NuclearDem Oct 2013 #92

This native Pennsylvanian, 50 miles N. of Philly in the heart of the "Dutchies naw," is proud never WinkyDink Oct 2013 #93

I'm KY bred, never had Burgoo, however the KY Hot Brown... mentalsolstice Oct 2013 #97

Bull testicles ahead of salmon LittleBlue Oct 2013 #98

I love the responses Capt. Obvious Oct 2013 #100

chicago tourists go goo goo for deep dish datasuspect Oct 2013 #103

Pennsylvania food depends on what side of the state you are on distantearlywarning Oct 2013 #105

Absolutely agreed. Sheldon Cooper Oct 2013 #110

Saved the best for last! JNelson6563 Oct 2013 #107

Having lived in Colorado most of my life. I have never heard of a cowboy cookie and Autumn Oct 2013 #112

Hahaha!! Good Stuff, and I know Scrapple well.... Avalux Oct 2013 #115

I just noticed that the entry for Alaska dovetails nicely with the other thread Blue_In_AK Oct 2013 #116