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52. A gift certificate for free lipo

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Mon Oct 21, 2013, 08:00 PM

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Fundy preacher tells us not to buy Girl Scout cookies! [View all] Archae Oct 2013 OP

Mmmmhhh. Thin Mints! I'll buy an extra box every time I hear this nonsense. FSogol Oct 2013 #1

Hear. hear sakabatou Oct 2013 #17

and please let him know that riverbendviewgal Oct 2013 #26

The Girls Scouts should send him a box or two to thank him. GreatCaesarsGhost Oct 2013 #2

And here I thought they might be complaining about them being like Soylent Green. kentauros Oct 2013 #3

They were probably angry they weren't made with real Girl Scouts. nt Mnemosyne Oct 2013 #18

Somebody contact Wicked Pictures! Communist Lesbian Girl Scouts with Cookies could be a big seller. onehandle Oct 2013 #4

Sounds like a great name for an all female Metal band. bluesbassman Oct 2013 #33

I can't wait to get my cookies pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #5

I hear each box has a coupon for a free goat to be used in a demonic sacrifice. 11 Bravo Oct 2013 #8

Great! I was wondering what to serve after the ritual. pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #13

You heard wrong jmowreader Oct 2013 #15

What does 666 box tops get you? kentauros Oct 2013 #21

The exclusive talking Antichrist action figure! Archae Oct 2013 #42

And I know just the store that could probably get, or make, that for you! kentauros Oct 2013 #44

A gift certificate for free lipo jmowreader Oct 2013 #52

From a fundy? kentauros Oct 2013 #54

I will buy more than I usually buy. HubertHeaver Oct 2013 #6

As will... onyourleft Oct 2013 #12

Hmmm, I've never seen the Lesbian version. progressoid Oct 2013 #7

I always laugh at this pic fitman Oct 2013 #9

Crap! HappyMe Oct 2013 #11

Oh my. Indeed. libdem4life Oct 2013 #27

Oh, crap. Now I have to buy some. xfundy Oct 2013 #10

I'll buy a couple of boxes yesphan Oct 2013 #14

Don't waste the cookies - send him EMPTY boxes! n/t csziggy Oct 2013 #16

Empty boxes with all the lettering marked out per his instructions. kentauros Oct 2013 #22

that is positive and riverbendviewgal Oct 2013 #28

Hmmm, that just makes me wonder if this is some stealth campaign kentauros Oct 2013 #31

^^this^^ csziggy Oct 2013 #37

However, I've been told that the Post Office will throw out mail like that. kentauros Oct 2013 #39

We recently had to pay postage due on a package from our insurance company csziggy Oct 2013 #40

Yeah, I don't really know for sure. kentauros Oct 2013 #41

Oooooh - good idea! n/t csziggy Oct 2013 #48

Those cookies are The Mark of the Beast! Kingofalldems Oct 2013 #19

Or are they the Mints of the Beast? kentauros Oct 2013 #49

Why don't Boy Scouts sell cookies? Mnemosyne Oct 2013 #20

is it "fundy" or "fundie" snooper2 Oct 2013 #23

Well we don't, but has nothing to do with the Girl Scouts nadinbrzezinski Oct 2013 #24

bwahahahahaaa....kevin, baby, lighten up or folks will think you're an asshole. spanone Oct 2013 #25

But Keebler cookies are made by ELVES! jberryhill Oct 2013 #29

I always thought they were made OF elves pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #34

Fuggen idiots lpbk2713 Oct 2013 #30

Girl Scout Cookies = THE BODY OF SATAN Blue Owl Oct 2013 #32

Guess I'm a glutton on top of everything else... WorseBeforeBetter Oct 2013 #35

This makes me so proud to have been a Girl Scout rbrnmw Oct 2013 #36

Fine by me Autumn Colors Oct 2013 #38

Lesbian abortionist: Nevernose Oct 2013 #43

I will be buying some extra boxes this year, to help make up GreenPartyVoter Oct 2013 #45

Some of those assholes should be sued for defamation Warpy Oct 2013 #46

Yes, that's what happens when they get the troop together. Offerings to Baal, golden calf-dancing Warren DeMontague Oct 2013 #47

Oh, please wake up, people! This is just another EvilGirlScoutPlot� to increase cookie sales! struggle4progress Oct 2013 #50

We should at least contact Kevin Swanson kentauros Oct 2013 #55

And the size of my pants! LisaLynne Oct 2013 #56

Yeah, right. ladyVet Oct 2013 #51

hee hee SummerSnow Oct 2013 #53

Communist Lesbian is my favorite flavor Girl Scout Cookie. Those and Samoas. TeamPooka Oct 2013 #57

I don't buy the cookies but I do give them 5 bucks. The cookies are delicious but fatty,REAL fatty. BlueJazz Oct 2013 #58

I will buy extra Peanut Butter cookies just to piss him off. shenmue Oct 2013 #59

crazy mother fuckers gopiscrap Oct 2013 #60

Damn him! Now I'm going to gain weight BlueToTheBone Oct 2013 #61

OK, operation tough cookies in effect DonCoquixote Oct 2013 #62

Corinthians 8:4-8 ohheckyeah Oct 2013 #63

Weird imagination Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Oct 2013 #64

I just emailed Kevin and thanked him for his support of the Girl Scouts. xmas74 Oct 2013 #65

Swanson ran for CO governor a few years ago as a member of the Constitution Party Ex Lurker Oct 2013 #66

Those peanut butter crispy things LittleBlue Oct 2013 #67