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edhopper

(37,367 posts) Mon Oct 21, 2013, 08:14 PM Oct 2013

Ted Cruz, Homecoming Queen [View all]

There is a trite but true story in Hollywood about the girl who was homecoming queen, the prettiest girl at the high school or college she attended. She comes to Hollywood to find that she is not that beautiful, and that there are plenty of girls that are as pretty as her or more so.

Well Sen. Cruz always thought he was the smartest guy in the room (though I doubt he actually was at Princeton or Harvard) the stories from his school days were that he was a arrogant asshole who liked to dominate opponents with his wit.

Well Ted, welcome to Hollywood aka the US Senate. You are not the smartest guy around and their are intellects there that make you look like the fact-deficient, run of the mill Teabagger you are.

Remember that the State that elected you also elected one of the stupidest Governors we have.

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Ted Cruz, Homecoming Queen [View all] edhopper Oct 2013 OP

Thank god there isn't a Photoshopped picture attached to this thread. LisaLynne Oct 2013 #1

You mean like this? GReedDiamond Oct 2013 #21

Eckkkkkkk! SoapBox Oct 2013 #22

I know what u mean... GReedDiamond Oct 2013 #23

Damn it! I won't be able to eat dinner now! icymist Oct 2013 #24

Sorry, sort of... GReedDiamond Oct 2013 #26

Your Photoshop Privileges have just been revoked. dballance Oct 2013 #28

That's OK, I have another program I think I can use!... GReedDiamond Oct 2013 #29

Aaaaakkk! stopwastingmymoney Oct 2013 #30

I hope you have a very strong marital bond...because... GReedDiamond Oct 2013 #31

Correction please, Texas elected the stupidest governors two times in a row, a repeat title, give us Thinkingabout Oct 2013 #2

Had to be nice to R.P. and his wife a few years back... New Orleans Strong Oct 2013 #10

Guster - Homecoming King Xipe Totec Oct 2013 #3

Hee hee shenmue Oct 2013 #4

and Caribbean Queen Blue Owl Oct 2013 #5

I have yet to see any evidence that this guy is "smart." 6000eliot Oct 2013 #6

Oh I so agree with you blue14u Oct 2013 #8

Remember how Paul Ryan was a genius ... Snake Plissken Oct 2013 #7

I heard something a while blue14u Oct 2013 #9

Abraham Lincoln. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #12

Thank you... blue14u Oct 2013 #14

Lincoln had a very dry, self deprecating wit. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #15

Brilliant and witty... blue14u Oct 2013 #16

Make mine a Guiness, if you don't mind, please. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #17

By all means.. blue14u Oct 2013 #19

Abraham Lincoln quote: savannah43 Oct 2013 #18

I like it both ways.. blue14u Oct 2013 #20

I wonder if he became a teabag because he thought it was a population he could dominate? Kablooie Oct 2013 #11

Lie down with dogs, arise with fleas. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #13

Another analogy is the "ready for prime time"... Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2013 #25

You mean Ted Cruz: nationalk shit stain! gopiscrap Oct 2013 #27

Somebody told these stupid Republicans that.... ReRe Oct 2013 #32