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pretzel4gore

(8,146 posts)
12. Christmas died....
Sat Oct 26, 2013, 02:23 PM
Oct 2013

Christmas died
because the reactionarkies tried
to stop our side
from telling the truth
about the righteous liars
who say Christmas died
despite the fact
They were the punks
pushing Xmas junk
starting way back in july!
(and also trying to stop poor folk from getting Obamacare, kids from decent schools, vets from well earned benefits and the elderly poor from basic security)

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What is the war on Christmas anyway? hrmjustin Oct 2013 #1
Apparently... Archae Oct 2013 #5
O'Reilly is such a horrible person! I say happy holidays, so am I committing a mortal sin? hrmjustin Oct 2013 #6
Here's one for Bill O... 2naSalit Oct 2013 #51
Jeez, I HOPE the season has started. Jackpine Radical Oct 2013 #2
Good. That's one reindeer that won't be running over Grandma this Christmas. Rozlee Oct 2013 #13
What do you have against fir trees? Yo_Mama Oct 2013 #23
O, Tannenbaum, O, Tannenbaum… Jackpine Radical Oct 2013 #57
Twang, twang ... I shot the fir tree... Yo_Mama Oct 2013 #58
But I swear it was in self-defense! Jackpine Radical Oct 2013 #59
Don't kill a tree for Christ's sake. Coyotl Oct 2013 #28
Save your bullets for these guys: kentauros Oct 2013 #33
They've seen some shit go down, man Scootaloo Oct 2013 #56
You'll shoot your eye out, kid pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #42
Godamn it, evey year it starts earlier and earlier!! Halloween hasn't even happened yet! nt msanthrope Oct 2013 #3
We have a station here in NY that by mid-November they play Christmas music 24 hours a day. hrmjustin Oct 2013 #7
That's the soundtrack to Hell, you know. And my mother will probably be playing it msanthrope Oct 2013 #9
I detest It's a Holly Jolly Christmas and It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year. hrmjustin Oct 2013 #11
Little Drummer Boy makes me want to throw up. Especially since my mother likes to hum it, off beat. msanthrope Oct 2013 #40
We have one (a Clear Channel station of course ) that starts that on November 1st! Boomerproud Oct 2013 #31
soma fm has three Chirstmas channels. kentauros Oct 2013 #34
Sadly 2naSalit Oct 2013 #48
A couple of houses near me have lights up. There's only one glimmer of hope.... Jim Lane Oct 2013 #36
I have lights on my dead tree outside. Of course, they are orange, purple, and green. nt msanthrope Oct 2013 #37
I have those 2naSalit Oct 2013 #49
Thanks for the reminder. wickerwoman Oct 2013 #4
My favorite time of the year. bravenak Oct 2013 #8
Christmas ? dipsydoodle Oct 2013 #10
LOL Coyotl Oct 2013 #16
... 2naSalit Oct 2013 #50
Christmas died.... pretzel4gore Oct 2013 #12
the first sorties are scheduled for the week following haloween frylock Oct 2013 #14
It's never too early to start. Arugula Latte Oct 2013 #15
Before we do the war on christmas, we should fight against that klyon Oct 2013 #17
Halloween is part of the war on xmas Viking12 Oct 2013 #18
Halloween and Easter have a lot in common. Coyotl Oct 2013 #19
My war on xmas started 26 days ago Vashta Nerada Oct 2013 #20
I have vandalized Target's Christmas display more than once KentuckyWoman Oct 2013 #21
Sounds like fun. Vashta Nerada Oct 2013 #25
Find Thanksgiving decorations to drape over them, too kentauros Oct 2013 #35
At Home Depot they had both Halloween and Christmas stuff out Yo_Mama Oct 2013 #22
Too late, friend... Earth_First Oct 2013 #24
Season's Greetings, please. BluegrassStateBlues Oct 2013 #26
Merry Christmas!!! Niceguy1 Oct 2013 #27
Happy Halloween to you. Coyotl Oct 2013 #30
I gotta post that in Cooking and Baking.....nt msanthrope Oct 2013 #41
LOL!!!! Coyotl Oct 2013 #52
And I hardly EVER LOL at anything... dchill Oct 2013 #53
I hate fucking Christmas gopiscrap Oct 2013 #29
Then stop fucking Christmas. dchill Oct 2013 #54
That starts after Samhain Marrah_G Oct 2013 #32
Pagans had all the good holidays. texanwitch Oct 2013 #38
yup! Marrah_G Oct 2013 #39
Those damn sleeping are the closest I will ever get to getting high. texanwitch Oct 2013 #43
Very wierd dreams Marrah_G Oct 2013 #44
I took two of the nyquil sleeping pills and dreamed a friend of mine turned into a texanwitch Oct 2013 #45
I think its the antihistamine in it Marrah_G Oct 2013 #46
Pink colored benedryl also gives me weird dreams. texanwitch Oct 2013 #47
Maybe this is how weird holidays started, weird drugs. Coyotl Oct 2013 #55
War on christmas = war on Walmart = war on China. L0oniX Oct 2013 #60
bump L. Coyote Nov 2015 #61
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