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Laelth

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28. I wouldn't want him to be MY doctor.

Reply to KurtNYC (Original post)

Thu Nov 7, 2013, 11:36 AM

Nov 2013

Nevertheless, I hope he seriously considers abandoning politics.

-Laelth

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Rand Paul has threatened to quit politics -- Help to Write his Resignation Speech for Him... [View all] KurtNYC Nov 2013 OP

Buh-Bye. JoePhilly Nov 2013 #1

You won't have Rand Paul to kick around anymore Dyedinthewoolliberal Nov 2013 #2

Don't let the door hit ya... magical thyme Nov 2013 #3

Ha! LisaLynne Nov 2013 #16

DUzy!!! Scuba Nov 2013 #57

SOmeone nykym Nov 2013 #4

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of one person doesn't amount to a hill of beans... Ian David Nov 2013 #5

just a small insert BillStein Nov 2013 #7

Shame on you! MyOwnPeace Nov 2013 #39

well this isn't hard: "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could' kydo Nov 2013 #6

Here's one that I wrote all by myself, feel free to borrow as you choose Rand. Ganja Ninja Nov 2013 #8

Hey! I was gonna write that speech for Sen. Paul! Honest The Second Stone Nov 2013 #12

You have to post the whole thing. Ganja Ninja Nov 2013 #21

That would be a perfect speech for Rand to plagiarize! LonePirate Nov 2013 #14

tl;dr. LisaLynne Nov 2013 #17

Oh my paws and whiskers, that was painful. Thanks, Obama, sparing us from that! freshwest Nov 2013 #30

God, my brain hurts hatrack Nov 2013 #46

"I am not a crook" has to be in there somewhere. City Lights Nov 2013 #9

"I am quitted." -Rand. randome Nov 2013 #10

It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. myrna minx Nov 2013 #11

the Star Wars is a nice touch KurtNYC Nov 2013 #22

I LOVE this one!! Myrina Nov 2013 #44

In all the decisions I have made in my public life, I have always tried to do what was best for the ecstatic Nov 2013 #13

+1 KurtNYC Nov 2013 #23

It can start, "When in the course of human events...." FSogol Nov 2013 #15

Four score and seven years ago...nt magical thyme Nov 2013 #18

Aw, I was gonna do that one..... louis-t Nov 2013 #75

GBCW: Teabagger Senator style. nt stevenleser Nov 2013 #19

Please do...go crawl in some Kentucky bat cave and never emerge again! gopiscrap Nov 2013 #20

He's really being true to his namesake, isn't he? Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2013 #24

entitled crybabies who don't get their way 2naSalit Nov 2013 #61

Only one thing is impossible for me ... ananda Nov 2013 #25

But I don't think of you. JHB Nov 2013 #26

ooooh...touche!!!!! seriously DUzy magical thyme Nov 2013 #71

"Read my lips: I am not a crook. If it does not fit, you must...iQuit!" KurtNYC Nov 2013 #27

I wouldn't want him to be MY doctor. Laelth Nov 2013 #28

Nobody puts Baby in a corner. (nt) DreamGypsy Nov 2013 #29

reallllly? Leave the Senate before the end of his term? librechik Nov 2013 #31

WTF, can't he just find one online? Cut and Paste, Cut and Paste. Coyotl Nov 2013 #32

Rand Paul: "I realized that I am an idiot. AndyA Nov 2013 #33

As long as Breshear appoints a Democrat to replace his inbred ass. Buddha_of_Wisdom Nov 2013 #34

He is amazed that he has to fight for the crazies. Thanks Ted Cruz. grantcart Nov 2013 #35

He could always consult Charlie Sheen..I'm sure he has some eloquence to "borrow" SoCalDem Nov 2013 #36

"I'm leaving now. I don't need nothing." bmbmd Nov 2013 #37

Oh god, he finally found his "special purpose". myrna minx Nov 2013 #73

He can plagiarize 'A Tale of Two Cities,' by Charles Dickens: freshwest Nov 2013 #38

Would be ironic if he became a footnote in history Blue Owl Nov 2013 #40

Why can't he just plagiarize a speech from LibGranny Nov 2013 #41

Except that he's not a REAL doctor ... Myrina Nov 2013 #42

Good riddance. n/t Paper Roses Nov 2013 #43

He could become a high power lobbyist Dopers_Greed Nov 2013 #45

Old senators never die; they just fade away. Botany Nov 2013 #47

Damn it! You beat me to it! 11 Bravo Nov 2013 #50

Stop picking on me or I'm quitting Lifelong Dem Nov 2013 #48

here we go MissMillie Nov 2013 #49

I'd contribute fredamae Nov 2013 #51

"Ask not what your country can do for you, JimboBillyBubbaBob Nov 2013 #52

I Checked And Nobody Had Used This DallasNE Nov 2013 #55

Hahahaha.......... JimboBillyBubbaBob Nov 2013 #77

As You All Know DallasNE Nov 2013 #53

GO, Rand Paul.... ReRe Nov 2013 #54

"Frankly My Dear, I don't Give A Damn..." Katashi_itto Nov 2013 #56

Hey Rand, Fuddnik Nov 2013 #58

Your wish is my command KamaAina Nov 2013 #59

Rand needs to establish his very own Rodent Inspired Hair Club For Men graywarrior Nov 2013 #60

He plagiarized that look from Fred Schneider (B52s) KurtNYC Nov 2013 #78

John Lennon allude to the rumor that Ichingcarpenter Nov 2013 #62

"What a town. DC..." KansDem Nov 2013 #63

Resignation letters online. Rand, Google is your friend Pretzel_Warrior Nov 2013 #64

Ohh. Resignation speech. Now where can I steal one of those from? eom MyNameGoesHere Nov 2013 #65

I'll call U-Haul for ya Senator to make it easy. Left Coast2020 Nov 2013 #66

That's a threat? Wounded Bear Nov 2013 #67

Go ahead and make my day, Rand. Just don't say "AAAh'll be back" ok? Erose999 Nov 2013 #68

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation . . . Major Hogwash Nov 2013 #69

I am a shulb libodem Nov 2013 #70

So long, farewell malaise Nov 2013 #72

why was he in politics in the first place? promised the position when he crushed dear old Dad? Sunlei Nov 2013 #74

Great. At least at his old job, Jamaal510 Nov 2013 #76

If only. n/t Tarheel_Dem Nov 2013 #79

Boy, does he have a thin skin. Beacool Nov 2013 #80

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, applegrove Nov 2013 #81

It couldn't happen soon enough madokie Nov 2013 #82

what a brat Skittles Nov 2013 #83

On the Waterfront nadinbrzezinski Nov 2013 #84