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maxrandb

(17,401 posts)
Thu Mar 8, 2012, 11:46 AM Mar 2012

OK Guys, in order to get a vasectomy or obtain Erectile Dysfunction Drugs [View all]

You're going to need to get counseling from a sexual dysfunction expert. In addition, since a vasectomy "kills" potential life, a doctor will have to shove a probe up your penis and extract some semen and show it to you under a microscope so that you can see the little "bundles of joy" happily swimming and playing with each other. They'll have to explain to you that those sperm will become lifeless little worms after the procedure.

Oh, and if the doctor can't get any sperm using the first option, they'll have to shove a probe up your ass, tickle your prostrate and "milk" some semen out of you.

Hey, the "small" government just wants to make sure that you "have all the info that you need" for this procedure.

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