Man tells MA Supreme Court it's his constitutional right to take "up skirt" photographs

[frazzled]

20. Ah, then we're good!

I normally don't advocate violence, but the act of taking a picture up the skirt of a woman is pretty violent/violating, so an eye for an eye, as they say.

When I was young (and that was some time ago) and living in NYC, I used to take the A train home after working late. Inevitably (I can't tell you how many times this happened), some creep would walk up to where I was sitting and flash me. I started carrying an umbrella at all times (this was before today's foldup umbrellas; it was a long one with a point), and when a guy in a coat started to come near where I was sitting isolated on a train, I'd just take my umbrella and point it towards the nether regions of the creep's physique, and they would just turn and walk the other way! No violence, but the threat was clear!