why is it so hard for some people to

[Chan790]

5. They're realists?

As I put it to my girlfriend one day:

"You know that single male friend of yours that you think of like a brother? He wants to have sex with you. And that professor that goes out of his way to help and mentor you? He wants to have sex with you. The nice teenage boy downstairs that always helps you carrying the groceries? He wants to have sex with you. Your ex-boyfriend you remain great friends with? He still wants to have sex with you. That friend of your older brother that is like an extension of your own family? He wants to have sex with you. The friendly mailman? He wants to have sex with you. Your sister's fiance that sometimes comes over to hang out only when I'm not around? He wants to have sex with you. The husband of your best friend from college? He wants to have sex with you. Pretty much every non-gay non-relative male you know wants to have sex with you.

You know why I'm willing to hold your hand in public? To rub it in that they're not me.