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HereSince1628

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54. I don't marvel at my beard...I marvel at the hair coming out my ears.

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Sat Nov 9, 2013, 01:16 PM

Nov 2013

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I was psychologically prepared for beard and moustache.

The ear-stache caught me by surprise

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Men with beards are more attractive, healthier, research says [View all] Omaha Steve Nov 2013 OP

EWWWWW. Count me out. idwiyo Nov 2013 #1

Amazing that men don't realize beards are HORRIBLE. Women hate them. The worst absolute Laura PourMeADrink Nov 2013 #67

Ugh. I once saw a pic of beard after dinner under the microscope. It was covered in food particles. idwiyo Nov 2013 #70

Lordy...thanks for that visual. I will forever remember it. LOL...nt Laura PourMeADrink Nov 2013 #91

Sorry... I was traumatised for life. I wish I could forget it somehow... idwiyo Nov 2013 #92

I love my husbands beard. nt. Neoma Nov 2013 #78

I love mine as well. He looks so handsome in it. GreenPartyVoter Nov 2013 #110

I think my husband's beard is great. HappyMe Nov 2013 #84

As a bald man with a beard FreeState Nov 2013 #86

sorry, didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I am sure yours looks great. I think I am more Laura PourMeADrink Nov 2013 #118

I love my husband's goatee. Starry Messenger Nov 2013 #101

I like men with beards, as long as they're neatly trimmed. CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2013 #2

Aw man... I'm near 40 years old and I still cannot grow a full beard. Glassunion Nov 2013 #3

It's about the only place on my head that will grow hair! B Calm Nov 2013 #112

I can't IMAGINE why YOU would post this, Steve pinboy3niner Nov 2013 #4

I think bald men with beards are really interesting theHandpuppet Nov 2013 #5

Why thank you Fearless Nov 2013 #7

as a bald guy, i never could get a beard to look right with a shaved head.... dionysus Nov 2013 #12

How about this? theHandpuppet Nov 2013 #37

i did the mustache\goatee combo for years thats easy. but a full beard, you either gotta taper dionysus Nov 2013 #47

I figured out a way how to get it to look good! Vashta Nerada Nov 2013 #64

i see. works if you keep it well trimmed. not bad. dionysus Nov 2013 #71

That's my husband. :) Blue_In_AK Nov 2013 #19

Trimmed beards, absolutely. WorseBeforeBetter Nov 2013 #6

Now, give him some white hair, glasses and a punch and that could be me. RC Nov 2013 #10

Now see JustAnotherGen Nov 2013 #30

Oh, yes. I saw him in... WorseBeforeBetter Nov 2013 #59

ick. bunnies Nov 2013 #95

Of course we are.... Bigmack Nov 2013 #8

That's not true for the entire species, just some races. arcane1 Nov 2013 #52

OK, then... our subspecies...nt Bigmack Nov 2013 #69

If I had a beard I'd look like Zach Galaifinakis. Initech Nov 2013 #9

"I went into my hair stylist and just said 'give me the Amber Alert.'" NuclearDem Nov 2013 #43

Did Ke$ha ghostwrite this article? nt Jamaal510 Nov 2013 #11

! dionysus Nov 2013 #13

Dumbledore RULES (nt) Nye Bevan Nov 2013 #14

20 to 30 year olds is the operative phrase frazzled Nov 2013 #15

When my boyfriend PasadenaTrudy Nov 2013 #44

This may explain Duck Dynasty's ratings. Fla_Democrat Nov 2013 #16

Have you seen them without beards? blueamy66 Nov 2013 #58

No way am I growing a beard sakabatou Nov 2013 #17

does scruff count? frylock Nov 2013 #18

YES blueamy66 Nov 2013 #116

MEN GROW BEARDS!!! Nolimit Nov 2013 #20

I'll have to tell my husband ismnotwasm Nov 2013 #21

Mine to ism JustAnotherGen Nov 2013 #31

I'm not seeing it... cynatnite Nov 2013 #22

I just absolutely HATE shaving. Hissyspit Nov 2013 #25

Yeah, Duck Dynasty came to mind. Frightening! SharonAnn Nov 2013 #60

I give up. What's in the photo? nt rickford66 Nov 2013 #85

I don't know about the virility, cancer, or allergan-catching qualities. Buns_of_Fire Nov 2013 #23

I'm in favor. snot Nov 2013 #24

zztop & duck dynasty. REALLY??? puleeze. pansypoo53219 Nov 2013 #26

I agree TexasBushwhacker Nov 2013 #106

Ask the Red Sox! Mopar151 Nov 2013 #27

They all looked so ragged by the end of it. Agschmid Nov 2013 #108

Haw haw haw haw Fumesucker Nov 2013 #28

I always found it fascinating arely staircase Nov 2013 #53

Shout out to ZZ Top. Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2013 #98

My husband JustAnotherGen Nov 2013 #29

Now *that's* a beard! Earth_First Nov 2013 #32

Or one hell of a large handlebar mustache! B Calm Nov 2013 #34

Not telling - but he lives in Northern California ConcernedCanuk Nov 2013 #48

Vindication!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scuba Nov 2013 #33

Remember what George Carlin once said about "beards"... KansDem Nov 2013 #35

I started growing a beard on Oct. 2, 1973 hobbit709 Nov 2013 #36

I'm an old man... sendero Nov 2013 #38

i prefer my husband clean shaven. ejpoeta Nov 2013 #39

Married 22 years before I saw my husband's face. kaiden Nov 2013 #40

I stopped shaving my face in 1969, and never looked back. MineralMan Nov 2013 #41

erm no, unless they are attractive without a beard its not going to magically make one hotter loli phabay Nov 2013 #42

Man Fashions His Beard Into a Bowl & Eats Ramen Noodles Out Of It Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel Nov 2013 #45

Some beards are pipi_k Nov 2013 #46

I love beards but I also marvel that men CAN grow hair out of their face! chowder66 Nov 2013 #49

I don't marvel at my beard...I marvel at the hair coming out my ears. HereSince1628 Nov 2013 #54

Amen to that jberryhill Nov 2013 #55

My sympathy to you and those effected by ear hair. nt chowder66 Nov 2013 #57

Tweezers are your friend for nose and ear hair. Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2013 #99

Ouch! You made my eyes water! nt chowder66 Nov 2013 #113

The nose-hairs are what blew me away NickB79 Nov 2013 #62

Sounds like a Japanese monster movie Narezilla? HereSince1628 Nov 2013 #63

I hate the hairs that grow on the nose itself, most. iemitsu Nov 2013 #82

My bearded husband swears there's more hair Le Taz Hot Nov 2013 #75

the worst is when you get a hair that hides itself in the folds of your ear.. then one day you dionysus Nov 2013 #89

been there,done that HereSince1628 Nov 2013 #93

it can happen with nose hair too. hair that is growing upwards in your nose decides one day to dionysus Nov 2013 #94

Gotta say, never been there, HereSince1628 Nov 2013 #97

happened to me, but it seemed to have been growing upwards until it made its debut. dionysus Nov 2013 #107

well, i think so too :) shanti Nov 2013 #50

I find this highly amusing, as SheilaT Nov 2013 #51

This is so totally and obviously true intaglio Nov 2013 #56

Fuck yeah I knew this beard would pay off eventually Arcanetrance Nov 2013 #61

I'm in my early 30s and I can't figure out how men grow beards. Vashta Nerada Nov 2013 #65

Count yourself lucky. iemitsu Nov 2013 #83

Damn they're smooth. nt geek tragedy Nov 2013 #66

heh heh. heh heh. Orrex Nov 2013 #73

they're totally gonna score nt geek tragedy Nov 2013 #80

Facial hair has been fashionable since the late 90's. closeupready Nov 2013 #68

My husband has had a beard since high school. Le Taz Hot Nov 2013 #72

Last Week It Was Women With Big BUTTs - Healthier/Smarter otohara Nov 2013 #74

According to that I must be really stupid and chronically ill. Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2013 #103

Well I'm doomed Aerows Nov 2013 #117

Yuck! The most sickening part of having a beard Frustratedlady Nov 2013 #76

I believe it was in 1971 or so..... Wounded Bear Nov 2013 #77

I absolutely hate to shave, rudolph the red Nov 2013 #79

Beards look awful and feel even worse. eom Sedona Nov 2013 #81

I save over a day per year by not shaving. rickford66 Nov 2013 #87

Without a beard how would I disguise all my ear hair?? retread Nov 2013 #88

I've Had A Richard The Lionheart...... left on green only Nov 2013 #90

When I first started practicing law DefenseLawyer Nov 2013 #104

Try Thinking Of It This Way left on green only Nov 2013 #111

Not to me. bunnies Nov 2013 #96

Most beards are not attractive to me bigwillq Nov 2013 #100

It really depends on the man. Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2013 #102

Nah - not to me. 840high Nov 2013 #105

Depends on the beard Revanchist Nov 2013 #109

This message was self-deleted by its author ecstatic Nov 2013 #114

Some guys can make it work; I'm not one of them. MindPilot Nov 2013 #115