"I must be breaking a leg!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!! [View all]

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Ted ("I keep hearing this rattling sound each time I turn my head&quot Cruz is saying: "Jay, I swear on my mother's grave, it wasn't me who wanted a government shutdown. . . . It was Obama!! . . . Just look at the facts: who benefited more, me and the Republicans or Obama and the administration??? . . . Obama has made a laughing stock of Republicans in general, but even more so, the Tea Party and me. . . . That should pretty much prove who wanted the shutdown. . . . Jay, why do you and the audience keep laughing while I'm answering your questions? . . . Don't you guys want to know the truth??"


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The above CAPTION was loosely based upon the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/09/jay-leno-ted-cruz-shutdown_n_4246586.html