Does a farmer feeding beer to turkeys bother you?

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21. Deer get absolutely shitfaced from the rotten apples in the neighborhood

I imagine hte only problem turkeys would have is the carbonation - but stale beer shouldn't bother htem. it's not like htey're going to be around long enough for liver damage to be a thing.

That said, you'd get the same effect from feeding them potato chips or crisco - the calories lead to fat production, which leads to juicier meat and more flavor.