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Reply to Katashi_itto (Original post)

Mon Nov 11, 2013, 09:48 PM

Nov 2013

Desperate Republicans Renew Dark Pact with Satan, Want Democrats Out by 2016

Satan looks on Boehner with delight as the Speaker of the House announces a surprise alliance aimed to rid America from Democrat influence by 2016.

Angered by a failed government coups, increased gay marriage legislation, possible marijuana legalization in Maine, a 12% approval rating and 1% increase in people claiming ‘atheist’ as their fundamental belief, a beleaguered Republican party has turned away from Christ as their effective leader and have essentially turned to the dark side.

Republican strategist Kentch Frederickson explains the move: ”It is simple. There is of course a higher power in the universe, but for some reason, He has turned his back on us. So we have to go to the next best thing: Satan.”

http://topekasnews.com/desperate-republicans-renew-dark-pact-satan-want-democrats-2016/

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