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In reply to the discussion: Hillary in Bosnia: lone gunman? [View all]Major Hogwash
(17,656 posts)You hoped it would come and now it is here!!!
ALMOST!!
Your wait for the ULTIMATE fight -- it's Bush vs Clinton II!!!
From the same lame middle-of-the-road producers who brought you Bush vs Clinton I, Douchebag Productions presents:
Bush vs Clinton II!!!
Coming in almost 3 whole years!!!!
Jeb Bush, who recently shed 1.2 pounds, and has his cell phone handy, ready to hand off to Harris any minute
VERSUS
Hillary, the pant suited Clinton, whose husband is busy ordering pizza while smoking a cigar while giving a speech while curing hepatitis!!
Be there!!!
It's bigger!
It's better!!
It's badder!!!
IT'S THE ULTIMATE FIGHT TO END ALL FIGHTS!!!
Be there!!!
November 8th, 2016.
8 PM EST.
Downtown Civic Center.
Cleveland, Ohio.
Be there!!!
You'll never live to see it happen again!
Tickets on sale now!
Be there!!!
No refunds will be offered, named participants may not appear and may be substituted, ticket stubs required for refund, customers from outside of the Cleveland area are not eligible for refunds, participants reserve the right to a rematch in 2020, customers from outside of the Ohio area are not eligible for refunds, date is tentatively scheduled and may change, recounts are likely, participants are not allowed to advertise in Florida, no refunds will be allowed, there is no limit to the amount of popcorn a customer may eat before entering the arena, participants are limited to the amount of asparagus they may bring to the fight to cast at their opponent, no refunds will be given to customers from outside of the United States, Douchebag Productions reserves the right to substitute likenesses of participants in advertisements used on the internet, television, or freeway billboards located outside of the state of Ohio, no refunds will be allowed without a ticket stub, Douchebag Productions is not responsible for the content of this message, no refunds will be allowed.
Be there!!!