Newspapers to pull Doonesbury regarding next week's transvaginal series

[Melissa G]

20. From the article...

http://www.mediaite.com/print/newspapers-are-considering-pulling-doonesbury-strips-about-texas-abortion-law/
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Director’s Cut: Guys, there’s very little news going on today so I wasted a fairly long time writing different versions of the last sentence in the first paragraph. For an educational peek behind the curtain, here’s a look at some of the different paths I could have chosen. Journalism students take special note.

…since that time Garfield got neutered.
…since that time Cathy thought her legs looked fat in the stirrups.
…since that time Snoopy got neutered.
…since that time Marvin‘s parents got to go back in time and make a different choice.
…since that time both main characters in Mutts got neutered.
…since that time Crankshaft forgot to put a rubber on his crankshaft.
…since that time Hobbes was neutered.
…since that time Dick Tracy forgot to put a rubber on his Dick Tracy.
…since that time The Phantom went up against The Fetus Who Cannot Die.
…since that time Heathcliff got neutered.
…since that time the Family Circus revealed that Billy’s real father was “Not Me”
…since that time all of Bloom County got neutered.
…since that time Loretta Lockhorn refused to bring a child into a loveless marriage.
…since that time Slylock Fox investigated the mystery of how he got neutered.
…since that time Ziggy was mistaken for a giant aborted fetus.
…since that time Mallard Fillmore suicide bombed an abortion clinic.