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Wolf Frankula

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35. But Like Marx's prediction of Revolution

Tue Nov 26, 2013, 07:07 PM

Nov 2013

Conditions have changed.

' On my visit to the homes of the gods, I saw that conditions have changed considerably since the time of the Eddas. The modern Asatruar who had passed over had gone to work for Thor in Gladsheim. Odin's warriors now carried assault rifles instead of swords. The larger had small cannon and grenade launchers. "We have weapons that can bring down giants, one said."

Asgard has a thermonuclear capability. Satellites fill the sky and watch every possible move by an enemy, Odin will not be surprised. Thor spoke confidently of their ability do destroy the Fenris Wolf and 'vaporize the Midgard serpent.' We will win, and bring an age of honor forever.'

Extract from "Travels through Various Countries," "Hainbat Herrialdetan Zehar Bidaiatzen" by I.G. Aritzmendi. Pamplona. 2012

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Dude on the right gets style points.... pkdu Nov 2013 #9

In pocket? hootinholler Nov 2013 #13

You are correct Scootaloo Nov 2013 #16

Now that you mention it hootinholler Nov 2013 #19

After further review , the ruling on the field... pkdu Nov 2013 #18

I think he should get more style points hootinholler Nov 2013 #20

Well, to be fair... Scootaloo Nov 2013 #21

Either way, his look of slightly distracted irritation adds points. (nt) Posteritatis Nov 2013 #34

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Have some more excellent metal Scootaloo Nov 2013 #12

I say bring it on Scootaloo Nov 2013 #11

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Hey, at least their gods were fun ones, especially with Loki shaking them up Warpy Nov 2013 #29

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Best article title I expect to read this week. (nt) Posteritatis Nov 2013 #33

But Like Marx's prediction of Revolution Wolf Frankula Nov 2013 #35

Didn't they make a movie out of that? kentauros Nov 2013 #36