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Warpy

(111,260 posts)
8. Silly theory
Thu Nov 28, 2013, 12:20 AM
Nov 2013

His brain would have herniated (partially forced through the opening in the skull for the brain stem) before any blood would have blown the skull apart.

Unworthy for the onion.

However, maybe Nixon's people did a trepan while he was sleeping and stuffed in a package of firecrackers!

He blew his top? randome Nov 2013 #1
It was a really really bad migraine maybe? Katashi_itto Nov 2013 #42
Well, it's bizarre, but then, so was Arlen Specter's insistence on the "pristine bullet." WinkyDink Nov 2013 #2
Yep, that's just what we needed...... Curmudgeoness Nov 2013 #3
Not sure if this is in good taste. BlueJazz Nov 2013 #4
Too soon? itsrobert Nov 2013 #5
....or not. BlueJazz Nov 2013 #7
The article has nothing to do with JFK's death. It's about ridiculing CTists and their stopbush Nov 2013 #6
The Onion in on it? Hmm...The Onion mustard bean collard and threatened or paid off. pinboy3niner Nov 2013 #9
Did you learn that on Wikileeks? cyberswede Nov 2013 #10
Yep. I follow them arugulaly. pinboy3niner Nov 2013 #14
Olive them, too, but I'm going to give them up for Lentil... cyberswede Nov 2013 #16
This dialogue caused inflammation in my puncreas. krispos42 Nov 2013 #23
It made me hungry...nt SidDithers Nov 2013 #25
It must have been the pungent aroma. nt pinboy3niner Nov 2013 #28
It should have been squashed Aerows Nov 2013 #31
Who gourd your ox? You are hard to peas and parsleymonious, to beet. pinboy3niner Nov 2013 #32
You may pepper your statements all that you like Aerows Nov 2013 #37
Silly theory Warpy Nov 2013 #8
Ah yes. The old 'trepan while sleeping' gambit... SidDithers Nov 2013 #11
CIA's Operation Northwoods is a extremely important part of the story: blkmusclmachine Nov 2013 #12
Gee... MrMickeysMom Nov 2013 #13
That bullet was NOT magic. cherokeeprogressive Nov 2013 #38
It could make the rabbit appear, but it didn't last long pinboy3niner Nov 2013 #39
You are on a roll today, My Man. cherokeeprogressive Nov 2013 #40
I've always said that if it wasn't for the Zapruder film dflprincess Nov 2013 #15
This message was self-deleted by its author guyton Nov 2013 #17
Obviously you are part of the conspiracy Major Nikon Nov 2013 #18
Release the files!11!!1!1 The Midway Rebel Nov 2013 #19
I bet some DU CTers believe this! nt Logical Nov 2013 #20
Ah No we don't Politicalboi Nov 2013 #21
LOL, science. Emotion you mean! n-t Logical Nov 2013 #30
Too much hair pressure? krispos42 Nov 2013 #22
Come on... jmowreader Nov 2013 #24
Oh, The Onion! Had me going for a minute, I was having a massive spike in WTF's! LOL n/t RKP5637 Nov 2013 #26
"America is still a democracy, after all, and one idea is just as good as another..." alcibiades_mystery Nov 2013 #27
Lousy thing to say about a good Democratic president. Octafish Nov 2013 #29
The CTs should be ashamed. They keep this shit going. n-t Logical Nov 2013 #33
Right you are, Logical. The smear artistes should take it back to Free Republic. Octafish Nov 2013 #34
Nice try. Just drop it. Oswald did it. Game over. n-t Logical Nov 2013 #36
Better than thinking Oswald may have been a hero. zappaman Nov 2013 #41
Spontaneous Human Detonation? JustABozoOnThisBus Nov 2013 #35
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