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hunter

(40,669 posts)
42. Damn, can we just hurry up and invent artificial intelligence?
Tue Dec 3, 2013, 12:40 AM
Dec 2013

I'm tired of dicking around with all these machines. Let the machines dick around with machines, out in space or wherever the hell they want to go. I'll stay home, and the machine-people, our intellectual children, can send pictures.

All I really want is a warm clothing-optional beach, plenty of good food to eat, clean water to drink, and a safe comfortable place to sleep. There's no place like that on Mars.

I'd like to live in a world where the human population is declining, not because of war, disease, famine, or existential crisis (the later seems to be the reason for declining populations in "first world" societies), but because there are simply too damned many of us and we ought to leave some room for our fellow life forms. Sure, my fellow humans, go fuck your brains out. But please use birth control and don't leave a mess. Pull yourselves back into your cities and make some room for the trees and the tigers and all the other marvelous life forms we've met here.

I don't think humans are all that special in the larger schemes of life. We do not add any meaning to the universe. Yes, humans are important to humans, but no god created Adam and Eve, gave them keys to the planet and told them to go forth and multiply exponentially.

Plenty of other innovative life forms have experienced exponential growth in the history of life on earth and one thing we might learn from all of them is that exponential growth always ends, often with a crash. We're just more of the same, doomed to become a confusing layer of garbage in the geologic record. The earth has been there, done that. And here we go again...

Maybe when I see an autonomous self-reproducing intelligent robot bouncing naked across the surface of the moon or mars just for the joy of it, like a dog playing in a pile of leaves, then maybe I'll believe humans have accomplished something grand. (A human in a smelly suit does not qualify...) But until then we humans are just a mob of spoiled teenagers trashing the house. Certainly we've had our moments and created great art, and we've loved one another, but there is a lot of useless crap packaged with the all good stuff.

Happiness isn't something that can be manufactured.




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A Scientist Predicts the Future [View all] wildbilln864 Dec 2013 OP
That is, providing we survive what we are doing to the planet. PDJane Dec 2013 #1
Hope they can 3D print food NoOneMan Dec 2013 #2
I'd argue that climate doomers live in their own reality, worshipping their own fictions............ AverageJoe90 Dec 2013 #8
Doomer is a good term kentauros Dec 2013 #11
How troll, I mean droll. WowSeriously Dec 2013 #13
I have to repeat your name in reply: kentauros Dec 2013 #16
Profile, shmofile. WowSeriously Dec 2013 #19
My, how mature of you. kentauros Dec 2013 #20
I couldn't care less if you used masterbater WowSeriously Dec 2013 #21
However, you are reacting to only a partial section of my original post. kentauros Dec 2013 #28
Points taken. I suppose I was more enamored with troll/droll phrasing than was warranted. WowSeriously Dec 2013 #39
To be honest, I considered alerting. kentauros Dec 2013 #40
I appreciate that. Truly. WowSeriously Dec 2013 #43
You're welcome :) kentauros Dec 2013 #44
Actual, you did your edit at the same time he responded. ( 5:35 )Timestamps ROCK! snooper2 Dec 2013 #55
Ha! Busted! Dr. Strange Dec 2013 #30
Coming from you, that's a compliment! kentauros Dec 2013 #31
I will have your water! Dr. Strange Dec 2013 #45
... SidDithers Dec 2013 #49
Some really do. However, though, TBH..... AverageJoe90 Dec 2013 #33
Yeah, it's hard to read their reactions sometimes. kentauros Dec 2013 #41
Disaterbater is the word of the day! Awesome word! snooper2 Dec 2013 #54
That's kind of funny kentauros Dec 2013 #57
Try to keep up Egnever Dec 2013 #24
LOL NoOneMan Dec 2013 #32
Why wouldn't we be able to? Hosnon Dec 2013 #47
A solar powered soil to food generator? Its called a plant NoOneMan Dec 2013 #51
Essentially the same process as a plant, yes. But technology is much more efficient. Hosnon Dec 2013 #52
"Intelligently directed technology is much quicker than evolutionary biology" NoOneMan Dec 2013 #53
Yeah, we will. For better or worse(depending on one's opinion) we will. AverageJoe90 Dec 2013 #7
Because the science you dismiss will be trumped WowSeriously Dec 2013 #14
What actual science have I dismissed.....oh, wait a minute, I know! None. That's what. nt AverageJoe90 Dec 2013 #25
Maybe it was your first sentence with the superlative "a lot more" WowSeriously Dec 2013 #26
Yes, you are wrong. AverageJoe90 Dec 2013 #29
As long as you can afford it davidn3600 Dec 2013 #3
Many saved lives and quality of living.... defacto7 Dec 2013 #4
Someone's being drinking outta the hardcore pessimism glass, I see. AverageJoe90 Dec 2013 #9
Yeah, that's me I guess.... defacto7 Dec 2013 #10
We can't even give the poor basic health care.. sendero Dec 2013 #18
indeed! n/t wildbilln864 Dec 2013 #34
If anything it will create a more tangible division. CFLDem Dec 2013 #35
Providing of course that you can afford the premiums, deductibles and copays n/t Fumesucker Dec 2013 #5
I've always liked Dr. Kaku. Very intelligent & insightful guy. AverageJoe90 Dec 2013 #6
If they can regrow my own teeth, I'm all for it kentauros Dec 2013 #12
Watch what you wish for... Spitfire of ATJ Dec 2013 #15
It may be due to the fact that I haven't gone to bed yet, kentauros Dec 2013 #17
No, I was thinking genetic modification so humans have the tooth factory of sharks. Spitfire of ATJ Dec 2013 #23
Here's the hilarious part: "Capitalism Will Be Perfected" muriel_volestrangler Dec 2013 #22
Uggh, dreadful hatrack Dec 2013 #46
Science is the engine of prosperity? Turbineguy Dec 2013 #27
Predictions schmedictions. Remember underground fiber optic cables? I predict... cherokeeprogressive Dec 2013 #36
Yes, the future is bright for the very wealthy 0rganism Dec 2013 #37
I'd be happy with a cure for fucking arthritis ! RagAss Dec 2013 #38
"fucking arthritis" is the worst kind...nt SidDithers Dec 2013 #50
Damn, can we just hurry up and invent artificial intelligence? hunter Dec 2013 #42
Technological singularity. Hosnon Dec 2013 #48
I'm just glad we now live in a paperless society, as was predicted decades ago Motown_Johnny Dec 2013 #56
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