It's been a good day for Asher Heimermann [View all]

[Bucky]

First a story on Huffington Post, now he's on the front page of DU for being the 4th most discussed topic on these boards. Congratulations, kid. You know, half the art of being American involves skills at self promotion. Lady Gaga did it, Christopher Columbus did it, and now Asher Heimermann is doing it too. If you're annoying and no one pays attention to you, you're just another kook in the streets. But if you're annoying and you raise a ruckus, you're the next PT Barnum. Or the next Gilbert Gottfried, whichever. The point is, Asher Heimermann is bi-winning. Asher Heimermann is a legitimate news story.

Believe in your dreams, kids, and never let 'em tell you it can't be done.