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ChairmanAgnostic

(28,017 posts) Thu Dec 5, 2013, 11:40 AM Dec 2013

Why Jared's ads piss me off. [View all]

1. It is bad enough that they market junk. But to call it something that rhymes with Diarrhea?

Jared's - The Diarrhea of Jewelry!

2. Their x-mas ads started BEFORE FUCKING THANKSGIVING!

3. Did I mention that they market junk?

4. Finally, I cannot think of a smarmier, more irritating tone and atmosphere done by any other advertiser. Even a Better Call Saul ad would be preferable.

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Which ads piss you off?

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Why Jared's ads piss me off. [View all] ChairmanAgnostic Dec 2013 OP

And don't get me started on "Ave Maria..." cthulu2016 Dec 2013 #1

ZING! ChairmanAgnostic Dec 2013 #2

Jared ads make me want to throw the tv Marrah_G Dec 2013 #3

I'm getting a shiny new Lexus for Christmas, isn't everyone? WorseBeforeBetter Dec 2013 #7

naw ... just those who zbdent Dec 2013 #25

Um I'm not getting a Lexus for christmas sweetapogee Dec 2013 #40

Sure ya are. And I'm marrying Tom Mison in a Scottish castle... WorseBeforeBetter Dec 2013 #45

oh, ok sweetapogee Dec 2013 #48

The whole industry is disgusting Orrex Dec 2013 #4

400% markup blogslut Dec 2013 #28

I know, I hate Subway too! Javaman Dec 2013 #5

That smirk as he stuffs another low-calorie six-inch sub down his gullet! TlalocW Dec 2013 #9

Thanks! This just made me.......... Amaril Dec 2013 #31

In addition, packman Dec 2013 #12

I will always hear Diarrhea of Jewelry now kcr Dec 2013 #6

I agree that jewelry advertising is disturbing stuff cthulu2016 Dec 2013 #8

I always think this when it comes to those diamond commercials TlalocW Dec 2013 #15

bigger money-dick?! frylock Dec 2013 #32

Every Kiss Begins With a Kay AngryAmish Dec 2013 #10

If a commercial pisses you off you are doing it wrong... snooper2 Dec 2013 #11

I always hit mute when commercials start rudolph the red Dec 2013 #13

dalla . . . . balla . . . Gallaria ChairmanAgnostic Dec 2013 #16

The word pipi_k Dec 2013 #19

couple years ago advertisers decided to essentially market to rurallib Dec 2013 #14

LOL, does everything piss off someone? This place cracks me up! nt Logical Dec 2013 #17

Your being cracked up pisses me off! Liberal Veteran Dec 2013 #22

LOL, good one! nt Logical Dec 2013 #24

And now I am pissed off FrodosPet Dec 2013 #53

"so you call her on the phone hfojvt Dec 2013 #34

the irony is CatWoman Dec 2013 #46

i love that they are now marketing diamonds once unsellable for their color ProdigalJunkMail Dec 2013 #18

Glad I'm not the only one pipi_k Dec 2013 #26

The entire concept of "colored diamonds" is ridiculous. HELLO - there are bullwinkle428 Dec 2013 #29

Yup, and black diamonds, too. MineralMan Dec 2013 #33

Diamonds..... sendero Dec 2013 #20

BP ads that say they're such incredible environmentalists spanone Dec 2013 #21

there was a Golden Corral Buffet ad than managed to be offensive to both white and black people dionysus Dec 2013 #23

Message auto-removed Name removed Dec 2013 #27

This annoys me to no end. yesphan Dec 2013 #30

say you do buy a diamond or a Lexus for Christmas this year Bombero1956 Dec 2013 #35

LOL! rusty fender Dec 2013 #47

They're comic gold. geek tragedy Dec 2013 #36

"You got owned!" (Little Caesar's Pizza ad) frogmarch Dec 2013 #37

YES! That one, too! ChairmanAgnostic Dec 2013 #41

That Kraft ad were they have Jib Jab'd adult celebrity heads onto kids' bodies KurtNYC Dec 2013 #38

The current constant stream of ads for health insurance xfundy Dec 2013 #39

Anyone that buys jewelry from a retail store in a mall is just another member of the flock Egalitarian Thug Dec 2013 #42

Some of the other spots are worse jmowreader Dec 2013 #43

What about that one where the guy proposes on an airplane? Initech Dec 2013 #44

And i love edhopper Dec 2013 #49

generate maximum profit against the little folks. ChairmanAgnostic Dec 2013 #50

I hate those commercials. AngryOldDem Dec 2013 #51

Oops jollyreaper2112 Dec 2013 #52

I have been ranting about this for weeks! missingthebigdog Dec 2013 #54