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Rex

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11. Dude, why are you making me doo doo my pants?

Reply to zappaman (Original post)

Thu Dec 5, 2013, 05:31 PM

Dec 2013

Do you hate pants or something?

Deep breath...obviously the longstanding and scinetifecly proven fact that the moon is made of cheese (probably a Gouda or a mild Colby mix) has some in the cheese industry scared *COUGH* *KRAFT* that if the moon does ever break up and come crashing down onto the earth...that cheese prices would plummet since everyone would now be covered in cheese and it would be worthless as a commodity at that point.

The Three Cheeses Guild has much to lose from the truth coming out. So does the KRAFT Empire!

Look it up!

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Who Parked Our Moon? [View all] zappaman Dec 2013 OP

And this amazing info zappaman Dec 2013 #1

It's a Trojan horse. /nt pintobean Dec 2013 #3

and it killed Kennedy! ibeplato Dec 2013 #2

lololol. you aer a parody. keep it up. Pretzel_Warrior Dec 2013 #4

When you think about it, Earth is the only planet that has only one moon, petronius Dec 2013 #5

No scientific evidence exists to support the idea Ptah Dec 2013 #6

sure. zappaman Dec 2013 #7

That's exactly pintobean Dec 2013 #8

Jinx. n/t zappaman Dec 2013 #9

But that's just the "official version" jberryhill Dec 2013 #14

Paging Bill O'Reilly jberryhill Dec 2013 #10

THAT IS AWESOME! zappaman Dec 2013 #15

Exactly the clip I was thinking of. TDale313 Dec 2013 #17

Of course it's hollow... hunter Dec 2013 #31

That's an excellent documentary! zappaman Dec 2013 #33

Dude, why are you making me doo doo my pants? Rex Dec 2013 #11

Are you suggesting this is disinfo by Big Cheese? jberryhill Dec 2013 #16

It at least made it to Mayor Mc Cheese's desk I know that. Rex Dec 2013 #20

Aliens manufactured it and put it there as part of their great human experiment. n/t Avalux Dec 2013 #12

Uh-huh... gcomeau Dec 2013 #13

I'm not saying it was aliens... TDale313 Dec 2013 #18

Oooh! OOOoh! I know! I know! It was "Star Person Incarnate Fran"! Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #19

Troj for sure SusieQ01 Dec 2013 #21

"There is evidence to indicate the Moon may be hollow." Deep13 Dec 2013 #22

The moon is neither hollow nor volcanically dead. Xithras Dec 2013 #23

I believe that the posting of this OP is a general comment on all of the conspiratorial OPs that grantcart Dec 2013 #30

is the green the cheesy part? FatBuddy Dec 2013 #32

What? Not a single "green cheese" post? JHB Dec 2013 #24

The most reasonable explanation that comes to mind for me.. Motown_Johnny Dec 2013 #25

hmmmmmm MFM008 Dec 2013 #26

It's parked in a perfect spot. In_The_Wind Dec 2013 #27

But it left its lights on. cyberswede Dec 2013 #38

Sometimes it's way better when the lights are on. In_The_Wind Dec 2013 #39

You mean it was parked by a man? cherokeeprogressive Dec 2013 #41

Nice try! In_The_Wind Dec 2013 #42

Oh... I don't know. My Wife and I drove similar vehicles for years. Chevy Tahoes. cherokeeprogressive Dec 2013 #43

Dahak pediatricmedic Dec 2013 #28

I can't believe this hasn't been said..... Sissyk Dec 2013 #29

STAR PERSON INCARNATE FRAN STOPPED IT Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #34

All I can say about that site? Sissyk Dec 2013 #35

Oh, that was some of the best part of the whole moon bombing deal. Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #37

Wouldn't they have confirmed this when they bombed the Moon? Jamastiene Dec 2013 #36

Shhhhh.... Liberal In Texas Dec 2013 #40

Check out this trailer for an interesting documentary... zappaman Dec 2013 #45

That's where the alien base is! AnnieBW Dec 2013 #44