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44. Good idea - have the little ones start at one end and the big ones start at the other,

Sat Dec 7, 2013, 07:25 PM

Dec 2013

and see who reaches the middle first? That would be unimpeachable proof, to settle the ancient argument.

Chaucer was a putz, though - if you can't write bawdy tales just 'cause a couple of nuclear-powered laser-shooting cyborg-monkeys are around, are you really able to call yourself an artist? And don't get me started on Coleridge; he ditched his poem and scampered under the bed just because one single flying monkey dropped by to ask directions to Porlock...

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****Official Bonner Bridge Closing Thread # 2 ****** [View all] taterguy Dec 2013 OP

How about at least a link, dumbass? El Supremo Dec 2013 #1

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And I violated the Taterguy exception! El Supremo Dec 2013 #6

But you didn't change your avatar today? madinmaryland Dec 2013 #35

How about you shut your piehole? taterguy Dec 2013 #30

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Like I said in Thread #1, I think the bridge should be replaced by zeppelin car-ferries petronius Dec 2013 #2

Flying monkeys would work too BuelahWitch Dec 2013 #10

That's definitely worth exploring, although it raises a tricky optimization problem petronius Dec 2013 #13

Maybe they could tear down the bridge Nevernose Dec 2013 #33

Good idea - have the little ones start at one end and the big ones start at the other, petronius Dec 2013 #44

Thank god you're not a DOT engineer taterguy Dec 2013 #31

So you'd reactivate the Betsy Town blimp base? taterguy Dec 2013 #24

I hear they're running a ferry from Stumpy Point to Rodanthe. Autumn Dec 2013 #4

Suppose you just need to run up to Corolla? taterguy Dec 2013 #20

You gotta go there, you might be Autumn Dec 2013 #21

Current route to Corolla goes through the Pea Island Wildlife Refuge taterguy Dec 2013 #29

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Interesting definition of "circumstances beyond my control." Ms. Toad Dec 2013 #7

My post wouldn't have been hidden if I could control juries taterguy Dec 2013 #28

Your post wouldn't have been hidden Ms. Toad Dec 2013 #36

My tone was an essential part of my artistic vision for the original thread taterguy Dec 2013 #68

Then perhaps you should have posted it here Ms. Toad Dec 2013 #73

I'll take that under advisement taterguy Dec 2013 #74

Fixing juries is easy Skink Dec 2013 #51

So now that I just had to serve on a jury for this thread... Agschmid Dec 2013 #8

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taterguy started an apparently clear-as-mud Ms. Toad Dec 2013 #11

and the verdict on round 2 Ellipsis Dec 2013 #12

Someone needs to let juror 5 & 6 know whats up. Agschmid Dec 2013 #16

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Close, NC 12 taterguy Dec 2013 #19

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You know that I can't drink beer taterguy Dec 2013 #47

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