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sarisataka

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41. I don't get it...

Reply to lumberjack_jeff (Reply #5)

Sun Dec 8, 2013, 02:07 PM

Dec 2013

but I'm going to steal it

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Enough of dumb jokes, here are some intellectual jokes [View all] flamingdem Dec 2013 OP

well, if these are intelectual, then clydefrand Dec 2013 #1

Love it! Thanks crazylikafox Dec 2013 #2

Blonds are not as dumb as lawyers: bemildred Dec 2013 #3

Another Smart Blonde Joke Captain Stern Dec 2013 #4

+1. Yes. nt bemildred Dec 2013 #6

One of my favorites, thanks. Egalitarian Thug Dec 2013 #44

THAT is a cool joke. WinkyDink Dec 2013 #27

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. n/t lumberjack_jeff Dec 2013 #5

There's a place worse than hell for people like you Demeter Dec 2013 #13

Dave Berry on puns lumberjack_jeff Dec 2013 #16

Exactly! Demeter Dec 2013 #19

hah! penultimate Dec 2013 #30

I don't get it... sarisataka Dec 2013 #41

There are 10 kinds of people in the world Android3.14 Dec 2013 #7

No offense, but ... JEFF9K Dec 2013 #11

No offense, but that places you squarely in the "doesn't understand binary" category. Thor_MN Dec 2013 #20

In common usage, "binary" means there are only two choices. ... JEFF9K Dec 2013 #61

If the first and second definitions don't make sense, go with the one that makes it funny. Thor_MN Dec 2013 #63

This is a POLITICAL website. ... JEFF9K Dec 2013 #68

You didn't get the joke... And no amount of quibbling is going to change that. Thor_MN Dec 2013 #69

I understand binary. ... JEFF9K Dec 2013 #70

And yet you suggested 3 might be better. Thor_MN Dec 2013 #71

There going to kill me for clueing you in Springslips Dec 2013 #65

I don't understand why 3 would be funnier? hughee99 Dec 2013 #22

If you are still scratching your coconut, 10 in binary = 2 in the base 10 system. geckosfeet Dec 2013 #25

I'm not scratching my head at all. hughee99 Dec 2013 #28

I know - three does not work in any sense. Except the non-sense sense. geckosfeet Dec 2013 #46

Well that just Hz Android3.14 Dec 2013 #49

Mhz - if you can't take the butt hurt you be in the wrong place.... geckosfeet Dec 2013 #50

If you're going to consider non-sense to be humor hughee99 Dec 2013 #59

Good question. I suppose the answer is that it was the nature of the original "joke". geckosfeet Dec 2013 #67

But that would be 11 people and would ruin the joke. n/t hootinholler Dec 2013 #53

These wouldn't make it on late-night comedy ... JEFF9K Dec 2013 #8

Great! albino65 Dec 2013 #9

Good change of pace! randome Dec 2013 #10

A very attractive young English teacher walks into a tavern.... JohnnyRingo Dec 2013 #12

Four Engineers are in a car, the car breaks down Burma Jones Dec 2013 #14

nuk nuk nuk flamingdem Dec 2013 #17

What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar? Nevernose Dec 2013 #15

Payscales...depends on the industry Demeter Dec 2013 #21

Angele Merkel German joke flamingdem Dec 2013 #18

Best one here. :>)))))) pangaia Dec 2013 #29

teeeheee penultimate Dec 2013 #31

That's my new favorite. nt Codeine Dec 2013 #35

I came back to peruse thread and found your post!!!!! etherealtruth Dec 2013 #40

heh. +1 nt lumberjack_jeff Dec 2013 #55

DU Rec Tuesday Afternoon Dec 2013 #23

OK, here's one that is so inteleckshul you'll feint. ananda Dec 2013 #24

Descartes: The later years... pinboy3niner Dec 2013 #56

Welll.. I wanted to make one with Sarah Palin in it, so here's my pathetic attempt. ananda Dec 2013 #26

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Ernest Partridge Dec 2013 #32

Thanks, JimboBillyBubbaBob Dec 2013 #33

What's red, hangs on the wall, and whistles? Major Nikon Dec 2013 #34

A software engineer is sent to the store by his wife... krispos42 Dec 2013 #36

Lol senseandsensibility Dec 2013 #37

Hahahaha NuclearDem Dec 2013 #43

Nice ones. Thx. Vattel Dec 2013 #38

Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter... Democracyinkind Dec 2013 #39

An old "Kiwi" friend of mine jazzimov Dec 2013 #42

Haha!! arcane1 Dec 2013 #52

An anthropologist walks into a bar and asks "Why is this joke funny?" NuclearDem Dec 2013 #45

The barman says: �We don�t serve faster-than-light particles here.� Junkdrawer Dec 2013 #47

If God were an Engineer... FarCenter Dec 2013 #48

Neil deGrasse Tyson uses a variant of this joke as an example of 'not so Intelligent Design'... DreamGypsy Dec 2013 #58

Why did the chicken cross the road? eridani Dec 2013 #51

I saw the word dumb and thought this was another Saran Palin thread n/t doc03 Dec 2013 #54

Intellectual light-bulb jokes Jim Lane Dec 2013 #57

Deep malaise Dec 2013 #60

Those jokes are bad and they should feel bad.... Blue_Tires Dec 2013 #62

A doctor, a lawyer and an engineer are playing golf... A HERETIC I AM Dec 2013 #64

Q: Why are quantum physicists such bad lovers? William Seger Dec 2013 #66