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Ken Burch

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12. Do we know for sure Jesus was really "a dude"?

Sat Dec 14, 2013, 01:46 AM

Dec 2013

I think his "baby sister&quot the one Dory Previn wrote that song about)put on a fake beard before she started preaching because She realized that was the only way she could get the guys to listen.

Can anybody prove it DIDN'T happen that way?

There's no record in the Gospels of anybody seeing Jesus naked as a grown-up, after all.

And this would explain the "are there any women at the stoning" scene from "Monty Pythons THE LIFE OF BRIAN".

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No, Jesus wasn�t a white dude [View all] RandySF Dec 2013 OP

The people who write 'the stuff' for Fox News are not educated Rosa Luxemburg Dec 2013 #1

In the case of their intended audience OriginalGeek Dec 2013 #10

If you check their bios, you find that in general, they are very well educated -- much better than El_Johns Dec 2013 #39

Pure Propaganda JustAnotherGen Dec 2013 #52

Yes he was!! I saw a picture of him!! RobertEarl Dec 2013 #2

Middle Eastern man hanging around with a dozen others like him railing against greed and the rich? NuclearDem Dec 2013 #3

And cheney would still be shooting his friends RobertEarl Dec 2013 #6

All the Jewish people I know consider themselves white. pnwmom Dec 2013 #4

Good for them RobertEarl Dec 2013 #8

The US Census classifies all middle-easterners as white. pnwmom Dec 2013 #14

No wonder they hate us, huh? RobertEarl Dec 2013 #20

Are you saying that most middle-easterners object to being pnwmom Dec 2013 #25

This message was self-deleted by its author RobertEarl Dec 2013 #26

self-delete pnwmom Dec 2013 #28

Most of the Jewish people I know are white Crunchy Frog Dec 2013 #17

The US Census classifies all middle-easterners as white, pnwmom Dec 2013 #18

That may be, but I've personally known Middle Easterners who were jet black. Crunchy Frog Dec 2013 #23

That is why the categories are so stupid. pnwmom Dec 2013 #24

It doesn't JustAnotherGen Dec 2013 #53

Even the Bible describes Jesus as having "hair like lambs wool" brush Dec 2013 #29

Yah ... Does this look like the son of God? 1000words Dec 2013 #33

Can you point us to that passage? Be interesting to read. . . Journeyman Dec 2013 #35

Here it is Blue_In_AK Dec 2013 #40

Here's another passage. brush Dec 2013 #56

That's a late 20th c. development. Deep13 Dec 2013 #34

I've been saying it over and over. These classifications are pretty meaningless. n/t pnwmom Dec 2013 #36

yup. nt Deep13 Dec 2013 #38

Most of the time, one might assume that Fuck Snoozeheads are just really good actors. Fridays Child Dec 2013 #5

There is a fairly strong argument that he never existed at all 1000words Dec 2013 #7

Eh? RobertEarl Dec 2013 #9

Dear God! NEVER "Fuck The Romans"! Ken Burch Dec 2013 #11

It is a wonderful idea. 1000words Dec 2013 #13

And fuck C.S. Lewis if he can't handle that! Ken Burch Dec 2013 #15

That damned apologist 1000words Dec 2013 #16

Do we know for sure Jesus was really "a dude"? Ken Burch Dec 2013 #12

"Are there any women here today?" 1000words Dec 2013 #19

Actually... 99Forever Dec 2013 #21

For those on Facebook... HarveyDarkey Dec 2013 #22

If I had an active Facebook account, I would. In_The_Wind Dec 2013 #32

This is how I picture Jesus looking if he were alive today... liberalmuse Dec 2013 #27

Are you serious? brush Dec 2013 #30

Except that is Revelations Blue_In_AK Dec 2013 #43

there is also a mention of flames energumen Dec 2013 #54

Here's another passage from Daniel brush Dec 2013 #57

LOL SoapBox Dec 2013 #42

that looks like a cross between Johnny Depp and Demi Moore Skittles Dec 2013 #45

In The Hippie Generation His Appearance Was Brought Up By Them grilled onions Dec 2013 #31

Jeezus was a CONservative Republican, avid Fauz Nooz viewer, and former NRA preznit. blkmusclmachine Dec 2013 #37

STOP IT BLKMUSCLMACHINE Skittles Dec 2013 #46

"Some Children See Him" SleeplessinSoCal Dec 2013 #41

+1 newfie11 Dec 2013 #47

My God, How Did That English-speaking, Blonde-haired Viking . . . cer7711 Dec 2013 #44

There are two, distinct ways the term 'white' is used . . . markpkessinger Dec 2013 #48

If Jesus were alive today the disappointed would gasp at his dark skin and start a rumor he was... Nika Dec 2013 #49

and who knows for sure, but God could be a black women! B Calm Dec 2013 #50

C'mon only a white hippy dude would give people piggy back rides on the beach Blanket Statements Dec 2013 #51

and this matters how? Niceguy1 Dec 2013 #55