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NealK

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43. Yo!

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 10:44 PM

Dec 2013

It took me even longer. Must be your superior mind that put us all on our knees. Or that you're so narcissistic that you think that DU and the World and then The Universe all revolve around you so we can find you 24/7. I kicked and recommended this post too, amigo!

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Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack [View all] CreekDog Dec 2013 OP

Brilliant! Cali_Democrat Dec 2013 #1

Obama is coming to take our gorillas! n/t Ian David Dec 2013 #2

Gorillas don't kill people, people do....Wait! What? FourScore Dec 2013 #25

That's be awesome if this was real! nt CFLDem Dec 2013 #3

Couple of years ago, a gorilla escaped from the Rotterdam Zoo BB1 Dec 2013 #78

Lounge shit. n-t Logical Dec 2013 #4

no it's not CreekDog Dec 2013 #36

Yep, the damn parody posts get old real quick. n-t Logical Dec 2013 #51

to you they do CreekDog Dec 2013 #52

Just curious. Control-Z Dec 2013 #59

that was my first thought too napkinz Dec 2013 #67

+1 daleanime Dec 2013 #72

They never get old I hope they go on forever and ever Rex Dec 2013 #74

Deja vu Capt. Obvious Dec 2013 #66

I upgraded my gorilla to an attack shark! Rex Dec 2013 #75

k&r for The Onion uppityperson Dec 2013 #5

Brilliant. Of course it's the fear of resultant legislation that feeds gorilla purchasing! NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #6

Message auto-removed Name removed Dec 2013 #8

oh, the horror of universal background checks frylock Dec 2013 #10

I wish I had seen that reply... NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #14

Why? So you could put their real name in your profile? CreekDog Dec 2013 #38

Hey! NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #39

i don't make the rules around here, but i think that rule is a good one CreekDog Dec 2013 #40

Yo! NealK Dec 2013 #43

OK! NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #45

Wow! Took you 4 minutes for this lame comeback? NealK Dec 2013 #48

Yes it took me more but I was... Busy... Digestion, comprende? No? NealK Dec 2013 #49

I was pretty busy! NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #50

You seem to be busy running groups you aren't host of CreekDog Dec 2013 #62

They'll have to pry my lowland gorilla from my cold dead hands... joeybee12 Dec 2013 #7

Some people give a bad name to the rest of us responsible gorrilla owners progressoid Dec 2013 #9

Gorillas have no place in the hands of citizens sarisataka Dec 2013 #11

Macaques are wimps. longship Dec 2013 #13

Baboons... sarisataka Dec 2013 #16

That's why I've got them, a whole troop. longship Dec 2013 #41

I wouldn't feel safe unless I had my trusty theaocp Dec 2013 #12

The only thing missing is a politician trying to ban gorillas with over 30 gray hairs. aikoaiko Dec 2013 #15

Hahahaha Blanket Statements Dec 2013 #19

Don't get me started on "Gorilla Suit Day" ThoughtCriminal Dec 2013 #17

Don Martin's Bestertester and Karbunkle!!!! longship Dec 2013 #42

More monkeys in the hands of good guys is a great thing nt ProudToBeBlueInRhody Dec 2013 #18

The Founding Fathers never foresaw anyone needing more than a chimp n/t IDemo Dec 2013 #20

If you outlaw gorillas... awoke_in_2003 Dec 2013 #21

Gorillas are OK for the range, but I'll stick with my everyday carry Capuchin. Thor_MN Dec 2013 #22

Very sensible, Thor__MN! Demoiselle Dec 2013 #28

Go further, Gatling gorillas are a hoot and half, but not very practical for self defense Thor_MN Dec 2013 #61

Sensible till you have to clean the damn holster. Yeccch! n/t justhanginon Dec 2013 #77

Hilarious! valerief Dec 2013 #23

Years ago, I was laughed at when I bought a anti-gorilla system for my house. zappaman Dec 2013 #24

Beautiful! Iggo Dec 2013 #26

And that is the progressive argument? Guns have minds of their owns. The Straight Story Dec 2013 #27

No gun discussions in GD, please... Thor_MN Dec 2013 #33

If yo want to argue guns DBoon Dec 2013 #55

Sure, Gorilla poo has it's purposes, but can you practically carry a concealed gorilla? Thor_MN Dec 2013 #60

Dude... Lighten up. Glassunion Dec 2013 #47

Oh Straight Story, I don't write anything here to please you CreekDog Dec 2013 #53

Why are Onion articles in General Discussion? Tab Dec 2013 #29

Satire based on current events CreekDog Dec 2013 #30

Because GD is the best forum for Onion articles Bjorn Against Dec 2013 #35

Well played! WowSeriously Dec 2013 #31

We have the National Primate Association to blame! Lizzie Poppet Dec 2013 #32

Oh GREAT! Now ANY mention of Gorillas will be banned from GD in 5,4,3,2,... FailureToCommunicate Dec 2013 #34

funny Liberal_in_LA Dec 2013 #37

Kick for the monkey. NealK Dec 2013 #44

More Gorillaz! etherealtruth Dec 2013 #46

I'll stick with my Gorilla Glue. Works better tham Super Glue. n/t RebelOne Dec 2013 #54

Would that be for a pre ban or post ban gorilla? Packerowner740 Dec 2013 #56

So long as it's not a pit gorilla! Scootaloo Dec 2013 #57

From the Slate site - How Many People Have Been Killed by Gorillas Since Newtown? DreamGypsy Dec 2013 #58

A gorilla on its own can kill people Recursion Dec 2013 #63

go ahead, just keep thinking you're smarter and more clever than anyone else CreekDog Dec 2013 #69

Well, on this subject Recursion Dec 2013 #70

"the overwhelming majority of gorilla enthusiasts are completely responsible with their apes." Spitfire of ATJ Dec 2013 #83

From 60 years ago: "Have a Gorilla?" "No thanks, I'm trying to give them up." muriel_volestrangler Dec 2013 #64

Blah, blah, blah, militia, blah, blah, blah, the right to keep and bear giant, hairy gorilla arms tclambert Dec 2013 #65

Love this. nt stevenleser Dec 2013 #68

Is the Onion plagiarizing? Betsy Ross Dec 2013 #71

It is so close to right, that it is wrong. Rex Dec 2013 #73

If you buy a gun, what are the chances that gun will be used for a justifiable homicide? Stevepol Dec 2013 #76

I dunno, but I'll bet higher than if one buys a gorilla! CreekDog Dec 2013 #81

Rampaging gorilla attacks sounds like a good reason to own a gun. n/t Nuclear Unicorn Dec 2013 #79

An Old Story Liberal_Dog Dec 2013 #80

Perfect! K&R myrna minx Dec 2013 #82

A classic. Aldo Leopold Dec 2013 #84