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DreamGypsy

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58. From the Slate site - How Many People Have Been Killed by Gorillas Since Newtown?
Tue Dec 17, 2013, 12:49 AM
Dec 2013
here: 0

That's zero, zippo, zets.

The Onion article linked to on this post is from January 10, 2013. On that day, the Slate site - How Many People Have Been Killed by Guns Since Newtown? reported 1020 or more people killed by guns in the US.

I have a slight suspicion that the Onion's reports are exaggerated. I am not concerned about being touched by a wild mountain gorilla:



They need to be concerned about our touch:

CITES: Appendix I (What is CITES?)
IUCN Red List: G. gorilla: CR; G. beringei: EN (What is Red List?)
Key: CR = Critically endangered, EN = Endangered



Gorilla
Gorilla gorilla gorilla

All gorillas face a very high risk of extinction in the wild in the near future if current threats do not subside. Hunting, forest clearance for agriculture and timber, and disease are the main threats to gorilla survival and these problems continue to increase in intensity and extent. Gorillas, like many African primates, are also subject to human warfare in parts of their range.

CONSERVATION THREATS & POTENTIAL SOLUTIONS
Threat: Human Induced Habitat Loss and Degradation

Habitat loss and modification due to human activity is a primary threat to gorilla survival. Agriculture, logging, fuelwood and forest product collection, and grazing domestic animals all degrade gorilla habitat and are problems that only increase as the human population in Africa grows (Plumptre et al. 2003). Only about 20% of gorillas live inside protected areas where, in theory, they are safe from habitat modification by encroaching humans. The remaining 80% are severely threatened by human induced habitat modification (Harcourt 2003). Mountain gorillas, while numbering only a few hundred, live in well-protected national parks known as the Virunga Conservation Area comprised of Parc National des Virunga, Parc National des Volcans, and Mgahinga Gorilla National Park (Steklis & Gerald-Steklis 2001). Habitat destruction has subsided in this area in recent years (Tutin & Vedder 2001; Plumptre et al. 2003). The growing human population on all sides of the mountain gorillas' habitat allows for little buffer between the apes, and human activities like cattle grazing and collection of forest products have been problematic in the past and may become so in the future if political instability results in another civil war (Oates 1995; Steklis & Gerald-Steklis 2001).

Eastern lowland gorillas living in war-torn DRC are losing habitat faster than any other gorilla population (Plumptre et al. 2003). Logging, agriculture, and livestock grazing are all important economic activities for humans that lead to habitat modification in the eastern lowland gorilla's range. Lowland populations are being forced into higher altitudes where steep slopes are not conducive to farming or ranching, isolating the population even further (Ilambu 2001). Following wars in 1996 and 1998-99, a huge influx of refugees from Rwanda compounded the problem as more pressure was put on the forest for fuelwood and food collection. The potential far-reaching effects of this sudden increase in human population will not be known for some time (Ilambu 2001; Tutin & Vedder 2001). Mining prospects in DRC are also having devastating effects on the habitat and gorilla population (Stoinski pers. comm.). Ecotourism can be a positive, revenue-earning undertaking for some communities, but when poorly managed can have negative impact on the animals or ecosystems it has been implemented to save. In the case of eastern lowland gorillas, ecotourism has had a negative impact on the gorillas and their habitat. Implemented as a source of revenue for local communities, the large groups of frequent visitors severely impacted high-altitude vegetation and were disturbing to the gorillas (Tutin & Vedder 2001).

The majority of western gorillas live outside protected areas and are therefore most at threat from human induced habitat modification. Fortunately, though, where gorillas exist in the remote forests of the Congo Basin, they are not subject to human disturbance. Interestingly, though, gorillas can coexist with logging because they tend to favor the areas of secondary vegetation that grow after an area has been clear cut (White & Tutin 2001; Plumptre et al. 2003). Unfortunately, with logging comes habit fragmentation by logging roads and easy access by hunters. Forest products are in increasing demand in some parts of their range where human populations are high and continuing to grow, including Nigeria (Cross River gorilla), southern Congo, and parts of Equatorial Guinea (Tutin & Vedder 2001).

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Brilliant! Cali_Democrat Dec 2013 #1
Obama is coming to take our gorillas! n/t Ian David Dec 2013 #2
Gorillas don't kill people, people do....Wait! What? FourScore Dec 2013 #25
That's be awesome if this was real! nt CFLDem Dec 2013 #3
Couple of years ago, a gorilla escaped from the Rotterdam Zoo BB1 Dec 2013 #78
Lounge shit. n-t Logical Dec 2013 #4
no it's not CreekDog Dec 2013 #36
Yep, the damn parody posts get old real quick. n-t Logical Dec 2013 #51
to you they do CreekDog Dec 2013 #52
Just curious. Control-Z Dec 2013 #59
that was my first thought too napkinz Dec 2013 #67
+1 daleanime Dec 2013 #72
They never get old I hope they go on forever and ever Rex Dec 2013 #74
Deja vu Capt. Obvious Dec 2013 #66
I upgraded my gorilla to an attack shark! Rex Dec 2013 #75
k&r for The Onion uppityperson Dec 2013 #5
Brilliant. Of course it's the fear of resultant legislation that feeds gorilla purchasing! NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #6
Message auto-removed Name removed Dec 2013 #8
oh, the horror of universal background checks frylock Dec 2013 #10
I wish I had seen that reply... NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #14
Why? So you could put their real name in your profile? CreekDog Dec 2013 #38
Hey! NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #39
i don't make the rules around here, but i think that rule is a good one CreekDog Dec 2013 #40
Yo! NealK Dec 2013 #43
OK! NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #45
Wow! Took you 4 minutes for this lame comeback? NealK Dec 2013 #48
Yes it took me more but I was... Busy... Digestion, comprende? No? NealK Dec 2013 #49
I was pretty busy! NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #50
You seem to be busy running groups you aren't host of CreekDog Dec 2013 #62
They'll have to pry my lowland gorilla from my cold dead hands... joeybee12 Dec 2013 #7
Some people give a bad name to the rest of us responsible gorrilla owners progressoid Dec 2013 #9
Gorillas have no place in the hands of citizens sarisataka Dec 2013 #11
Macaques are wimps. longship Dec 2013 #13
Baboons... sarisataka Dec 2013 #16
That's why I've got them, a whole troop. longship Dec 2013 #41
I wouldn't feel safe unless I had my trusty theaocp Dec 2013 #12
The only thing missing is a politician trying to ban gorillas with over 30 gray hairs. aikoaiko Dec 2013 #15
Hahahaha Blanket Statements Dec 2013 #19
Don't get me started on "Gorilla Suit Day" ThoughtCriminal Dec 2013 #17
Don Martin's Bestertester and Karbunkle!!!! longship Dec 2013 #42
More monkeys in the hands of good guys is a great thing nt ProudToBeBlueInRhody Dec 2013 #18
The Founding Fathers never foresaw anyone needing more than a chimp n/t IDemo Dec 2013 #20
If you outlaw gorillas... awoke_in_2003 Dec 2013 #21
Gorillas are OK for the range, but I'll stick with my everyday carry Capuchin. Thor_MN Dec 2013 #22
Very sensible, Thor__MN! Demoiselle Dec 2013 #28
Go further, Gatling gorillas are a hoot and half, but not very practical for self defense Thor_MN Dec 2013 #61
Sensible till you have to clean the damn holster. Yeccch! n/t justhanginon Dec 2013 #77
Hilarious! valerief Dec 2013 #23
Years ago, I was laughed at when I bought a anti-gorilla system for my house. zappaman Dec 2013 #24
Beautiful! Iggo Dec 2013 #26
And that is the progressive argument? Guns have minds of their owns. The Straight Story Dec 2013 #27
No gun discussions in GD, please... Thor_MN Dec 2013 #33
If yo want to argue guns DBoon Dec 2013 #55
Sure, Gorilla poo has it's purposes, but can you practically carry a concealed gorilla? Thor_MN Dec 2013 #60
Dude... Lighten up. Glassunion Dec 2013 #47
Oh Straight Story, I don't write anything here to please you CreekDog Dec 2013 #53
Why are Onion articles in General Discussion? Tab Dec 2013 #29
Satire based on current events CreekDog Dec 2013 #30
Because GD is the best forum for Onion articles Bjorn Against Dec 2013 #35
Well played! WowSeriously Dec 2013 #31
We have the National Primate Association to blame! Lizzie Poppet Dec 2013 #32
Oh GREAT! Now ANY mention of Gorillas will be banned from GD in 5,4,3,2,... FailureToCommunicate Dec 2013 #34
funny Liberal_in_LA Dec 2013 #37
Kick for the monkey. NealK Dec 2013 #44
More Gorillaz! etherealtruth Dec 2013 #46
I'll stick with my Gorilla Glue. Works better tham Super Glue. n/t RebelOne Dec 2013 #54
Would that be for a pre ban or post ban gorilla? Packerowner740 Dec 2013 #56
So long as it's not a pit gorilla! Scootaloo Dec 2013 #57
From the Slate site - How Many People Have Been Killed by Gorillas Since Newtown? DreamGypsy Dec 2013 #58
A gorilla on its own can kill people Recursion Dec 2013 #63
go ahead, just keep thinking you're smarter and more clever than anyone else CreekDog Dec 2013 #69
Well, on this subject Recursion Dec 2013 #70
"the overwhelming majority of gorilla enthusiasts are completely responsible with their apes." Spitfire of ATJ Dec 2013 #83
From 60 years ago: "Have a Gorilla?" "No thanks, I'm trying to give them up." muriel_volestrangler Dec 2013 #64
Blah, blah, blah, militia, blah, blah, blah, the right to keep and bear giant, hairy gorilla arms tclambert Dec 2013 #65
Love this. nt stevenleser Dec 2013 #68
Is the Onion plagiarizing? Betsy Ross Dec 2013 #71
It is so close to right, that it is wrong. Rex Dec 2013 #73
If you buy a gun, what are the chances that gun will be used for a justifiable homicide? Stevepol Dec 2013 #76
I dunno, but I'll bet higher than if one buys a gorilla! CreekDog Dec 2013 #81
Rampaging gorilla attacks sounds like a good reason to own a gun. n/t Nuclear Unicorn Dec 2013 #79
An Old Story Liberal_Dog Dec 2013 #80
Perfect! K&R myrna minx Dec 2013 #82
A classic. Aldo Leopold Dec 2013 #84
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