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In reply to the discussion: Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack [View all]Betsy Ross
(3,150 posts)71. Is the Onion plagiarizing?
Search and replace gun with gorilla or pussy cat for similar results. Come on Onion, get creative.
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Brilliant. Of course it's the fear of resultant legislation that feeds gorilla purchasing!
NYC_SKP
Dec 2013
#6
The only thing missing is a politician trying to ban gorillas with over 30 gray hairs.
aikoaiko
Dec 2013
#15
Go further, Gatling gorillas are a hoot and half, but not very practical for self defense
Thor_MN
Dec 2013
#61
And that is the progressive argument? Guns have minds of their owns.
The Straight Story
Dec 2013
#27
Sure, Gorilla poo has it's purposes, but can you practically carry a concealed gorilla?
Thor_MN
Dec 2013
#60
Oh GREAT! Now ANY mention of Gorillas will be banned from GD in 5,4,3,2,...
FailureToCommunicate
Dec 2013
#34
From the Slate site - How Many People Have Been Killed by Gorillas Since Newtown?
DreamGypsy
Dec 2013
#58
"the overwhelming majority of gorilla enthusiasts are completely responsible with their apes."
Spitfire of ATJ
Dec 2013
#83
From 60 years ago: "Have a Gorilla?" "No thanks, I'm trying to give them up."
muriel_volestrangler
Dec 2013
#64
Blah, blah, blah, militia, blah, blah, blah, the right to keep and bear giant, hairy gorilla arms
tclambert
Dec 2013
#65
If you buy a gun, what are the chances that gun will be used for a justifiable homicide?
Stevepol
Dec 2013
#76