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9. Why should I have to pay for someone else's erection?

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 02:06 PM

Mar 2012

Viagra should be limited, by law, to one pill a month, prescribed only to married men who will swear an affidavit they are financially capable of raising a child for the next 18 years, to be used only in conjunction with their wives' monthly fertile period, and solely for sexual activity intended to result in pregnancy.

After reviewing the various "pro life" proposals for women seeking birth control or abortion, I'm sure that none of these proposed limitations will be viewed as any particular burden for men, under the time-honored goose-and-gander principle.

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Viagra and "Spilled Sperm" Laws Sweep States [View all] dynasaw Mar 2012 OP

bookmarked so i can later discuss with seabeyond Mar 2012 #1

Who's cataloging these? longship Mar 2012 #2

Cops with black lights, checkin' yer sheets! Poll_Blind Mar 2012 #3

Keep this thread going dynasaw Mar 2012 #4

I am sooooo enjoying these new bills! FredStembottom Mar 2012 #5

Men must be warned of the dangers of priapism. lapislzi Mar 2012 #6

Eh, don't give the right-wingers any ideas. David__77 Mar 2012 #7

right on!!! robinlynne Mar 2012 #8

Why should I have to pay for someone else's erection? gratuitous Mar 2012 #9

I second your motion dmr Mar 2012 #23

Sounds reasonable to me. dixiegrrrrl Mar 2012 #24

A tax on Viagra and Cialis sufficient to provide The Pill free to all women would be my choice. TahitiNut Mar 2012 #42

OTOH, why should you give a fuck if you're NOT paying for it? cherokeeprogressive Mar 2012 #51

Nothing like a little perspective. MissMarple Mar 2012 #10

I think the Rectal Exam should be done with the same tube they use for Transvaginal Ultrasounds LynneSin Mar 2012 #11

lol lark Mar 2012 #13

Best most sensible comment EVER. Auntie Bush Mar 2012 #28

Yup! DesertRat Mar 2012 #26

It should be stuck up the ass of the Republicans in favor of the Tennessee Gal Mar 2012 #31

Unfortunately, none of these will pass in male-dominated legislatures. stopbush Mar 2012 #12

Of course they won't. But the mental midgets that inhabit most legislatures LuckyLib Mar 2012 #16

I agree... Harry Monroe Mar 2012 #30

But they wont see it that way mackattack Mar 2012 #41

They're not supposed to. lumberjack_jeff Mar 2012 #21

Of course they won't, but as one soon-to-be-obscure right wing blowhard says... av8rdave Mar 2012 #46

K&R!!! DeSwiss Mar 2012 #14

And the Bible specifically speaks out against Onanism. nolabear Mar 2012 #15

I though it was preferable to spill one's seed on the ground when montanto Mar 2012 #18

I never spill it on the ground... awoke_in_2003 Mar 2012 #25

LOL! Tennessee Gal Mar 2012 #32

A prostate exam would be more fitting. Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #17

Bob Dole is finished! Segami Mar 2012 #19

Bob Dole doesn't need this... Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #37

Should require cystoscopy....... tableturner Mar 2012 #20

If god doesn't want them to have an erection Boudica the Lyoness Mar 2012 #22

Now, why does this remind me of Reese Witherspoon in "Legally Blonde"? MissMarple Mar 2012 #27

"You want a prescription for Viagra, huh?" Major Hogwash Mar 2012 #29

Sperm fit the definition of 'Human Life'. The Doctor. Mar 2012 #33

Just blew my bourbon.. pangaia Mar 2012 #34

Shouldn't men have to prove Betsy Ross Mar 2012 #35

"Spilled Sperm" They were a great band. progressoid Mar 2012 #36

How about a law to make condoms a prescription item--treated same as birth control? Liberty Belle Mar 2012 #38

Dream on mushroomme Mar 2012 #50

What are we now, the United States of Leviticus??? excuse not to write Mar 2012 #39

Those other fools can't handle the truth. alp227 Mar 2012 #40

although I'm sure there will be many women online PatrynXX Mar 2012 #43

When a Sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate. zinnisking Mar 2012 #44

K&R. Glad to hear it. Overseas Mar 2012 #45

Imagine the jobs it could create DearAbby Mar 2012 #47

I'm sorry, but this is stupid...... backtomn Mar 2012 #48

This isn't stupid......it is joke legislation that she doesn't expect to pass, done to make a point. tableturner Mar 2012 #49

Dear Mr. Man: According to federal law, The Commission has been informed by your Dr. cherokeeprogressive Mar 2012 #52

Hilarious and ineffective. nt caseymoz Mar 2012 #53