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In reply to the discussion: OFA can't be serious [View all]cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)The THREE WHITE GUYS in the ad? Why, they're probably a semester away from their Poli-Sci degrees at Harvard, Yale, or some other Ivy League institute of higher partying, and on their way to being our next generation of leaders... sons of Congresscritters and Senators no doubt, who can continue partying right up until they decide to run for that first office...
Is this an ad for Health Insurance, or an ad for Toby Keith, or both? DON'T TAP INTO YOUR BEER MONEY FOR INSURANCE! WE GOT IT COVERED! Plenty of money for beer and red Solo Cups! Party on Biff! Party on Beau! Party on Kevin!
Now red solo cup is the best receptacle
From barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinkin' from glass
Hey red solo cup is cheap and disposable
In fourteen years they are decomposable
And unlike my home they are not foreclosable
Freddie Mac can kiss my ass, woo!
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Now I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
Cause when beer runs down, in front of my back
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky
But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin'
On them, to help me get lucky
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you red will do for this fellow
Cause you are the Abbott into my Costello
And you are the Fruit to my Loom
Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic
More than amazing, you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say:
"Red solo cup, you're not just a cup (No, no, God no)
You're my friend, yea (Lifelong)
Thank you for being my friend"
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party